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May, 14 2010
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pathan to shopkeeper:
pathan to shopkeeper:
"Easy Load he?"
shopkeeper:ji han janab,
pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo....
Ek haseena par nigahain tehri thi,
Ek haseena par nigahain tehri thi,
uski aankhein jheel se bhi gahri thi,
thak gaya mei apne pyar ka ijhar karte-karte,
tab pata chala yaar wo to behri thi..
School and College Difference
Difference Between School &
College:
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In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Back
Bench..
But In College If You Were
Late,
You Had To Sit On First
Bench.. :)
''Sharab bani to maykhany bany
''Sharab bani to maykhany bany
Husan bana to diwany bany
Koi to baat hai aap main
Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany.''
Mumbai attacks kay baad
Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ne bhi India ko apni "MOST WANTED" LIST bhej di hay......
SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"
PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"
BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"
NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID
KAPOOR"
Geo
pathano Geo
Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...
Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...
Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...
Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?
Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.
Land lord
Land lord:Ok,I give you 3 more days to pay rent.
Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,
Holi
and
Christmas
Who''s The Only Playe
Who''s The Only Playe Who Knows Each & Every Religious Song. . . ? ?
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HAR - BHAJAN - SING
(HarBhajan Singh) . . . ;->
Kehdo un pharno walo say
Kehdo un pharno walo say,
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kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
*
jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
*
utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy
Ek Pathan Apne Rakshey k Paas Khara Tha
Ek Pathan Apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???
Pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->
HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST
HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST
8,848 metres. and 29.029 feet
During School Days
During School Days KARAN JOHAR Was D Class Representative.
One Day Teacher Asked Him Wats D Strength Of D Class,
And He Replied
22 Girls,
33 Boys And Me"
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