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Let It Go ...









If It Doesn''t Return ...










Hunt It Down
And
Kill It ...
  

May, 14 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2811 views       Funny

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Brking News:
sab se guzrashi hai k sab Apna inbox delet kardain
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| JL ne

khud kushi ker li hai
Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: But I Asked 1st.
The most funniest newz in todays current affairz. . . . . .

The shoe thrown at bush by muntazir Zaidi happenz

to be made of sialkot, pakistan. . .

So President Bush Security Team haz Suspected

Pakistan to be part of da event. . .
A team of Specialst will soon

Vist Sialkot for further investigationz . . . .
A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer barraye Railway Train par Safar karey to kya ho gha?


Ho hee nahee sakta k woh train par safar karrey aarrey yaar dhakkey khanney k liye b koi saaf jagah honee chahiye.
I met money.

I said u r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled n said

ofcourse i''m a piece of paper

but i havn''t seen a dustbin yet in life.
After finising MBBS
Dr''Muna start his
practice.


He checked 1st patient
eyes, togue &ears by
torch& finally said,


Bole To ... Torch ek dum
theek hai.....-;>
A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?


Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->
tujhe bhool jana jana,.






mushkil naheen
Why Do All Cricket Players Wear Same Color Clothes?











Coz Its A Match. Got It Man


Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.

Why Pakstanis are easy to identify?

1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion

2. Re-use of gift papers

3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party

4. Chldren have names rhyming

5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house

6. Keep leftover food in fridge

7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old

8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking

9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty

10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D