If You Love

If You Love

If You Love
Someone / Something








Let It Go ...









If It Doesn''t Return ...










Hunt It Down
And
Kill It ...
  

May, 14 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     3060 views       Funny

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chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,

chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,






Qabr khudwai

Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)

Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Se Gir Gya Hai

Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr Diya
Mune Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi

Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
Muna B Blanket Me Hai. :-)
A Modern Artist

Is The One

Who Throws Paint On Canvas

Wipes Ir Off With A Cloth

And

Sells That Cloth ... ;->
A Boy Going In Car.
Suddenly He Saw A Girl Lying

In The Middle Of Road.

He Came Out And..





To Be Continued..

To Listen The Full Story
Plz Send 50 Easy Load.
Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you . . . ;->
Dear customer! You r requested to switch off ur Mobile to avoid any burn injuries........AS the SENDER of this Message is a DAM HOT..
Two lovers plan 2 commit Suicide.Boy jumped 1st.Gurl closed her eyez n return baq saying love is blind.
Da boy in air opens his Parashute saying Love never dies
Na pooch teri judai k lamhe hum kaise betate hain..




Pani main SURF EXCEL mila k straw se bulbulay banatay hain...
(Shortest Joke)

Fan: Happy Birthday
Meera: Same To You :-D
Husband: Allah ne tumhain
2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal
sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32
dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
Father: Raat ko tum peekar room me gir gaye the.
Son: kya batau papa sab galat sangat ki wajah se hua.
4 dost, 4 bottle aur... saala peene wala sirf ek.