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May, 14 2010
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A Easy Entry To:
-Mental Hospitl
§ardar Made A Call
§ardar Made A Call To Airport & Asked:
"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America?"
Receptionist:
One Second Sir.
§ardar:
"OK ! Thank You"
A Student Attached
A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note
To His Test Paper N Wrote
"Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
The Paper Checker Sent Him
Rs 81 Back N Wrote
"U Got 19 Marks Keep The Change"
What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?
What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?
A: Milk Shake
dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?
dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?
sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA
aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi..
IN Frenc
IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"
jab tum aine ke paas
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful"
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
" aprilfool, aprilfool "
Sweet But Not Honey
Sweet But Not Honey
Precious But Not Money
Bright But Not Sunshine
Improves With Time But Not Wine
Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
what wud u do
what wud u do if u have to call a crow??
crow-ko-dial :)
muqadar
Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hain
.
1-woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
.
"AUR"
.
2-wo jinka Tarbooz Laal nikalta ha
Hello..!
Hello..!
This is A.T.D (Any Time Disturbance) Service
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We Specialize in Disturbing And Irritating People at Odd Times!!
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Hope The Goal is Achieved...
Thank You..!
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