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May, 14 2010 163 chars (2 sms) 3015 views Funny

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Mout k bad yaad araha hai koi,,,

cigratte meri kaber par jala rha hai koi,,,

ya Rab 2pal ki mohlat or de de,,,

akeley akeley
suttey lga rha hai koi....

by mistake. The old legal begals gave them a fight for their life

''A gang of thieves broke into a lawyer''s club by mistake. The old legal begals gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.

Outside...

''It ain''t so bad, Louie'' one crook noted. ''We got $25 between us.''

The boss screamed, ''I warned you to stay clear of lawyers! We had $100 when we broke in dat joint!''''

Why did Vivek

Why did Vivek not react when he & Aish brokeoff ?
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Because he was VIVEK OBEY RAI

How did you write your exam

Parent:How did you write your exam?

Son:they have given the questions which I don''t know.

So I wrote answers which they don''t know..!!

When I was born

When I was born
Devil said…Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!!

Behind Every Man''s

Behind Every Man''s Success There''s A Woman

But

Behind 16 Gal''s Success There''s a Man

This Is What We See In The Movie

''''CHAK DE INDIA'''' ;->

Khat likh raha hoon khoon s

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.

sigret peo gold leaf

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Ta K Khansi Na Ho..

Wah Wah Wah

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
TA K Khansi Na Ho..

Bachi Phasao Wakeel Ki,
TA K Phansi Na Ho;-)

A RoSe Rs. 10

A RoSe Rs. 10

A cArd Rs. 25

A lUnch Rs. 200

MoviE Rs. 150

But A fRen LikE U iS *pRicElEss*

ZyAdA uRRo mAt.. PricElEss BolE tO *PhokAt kA mAAl* =P

I''ve written a poem

I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

"BOLAY TO"

Meri GiRl FriEnd hai MotTI ch3hRA HaI uSKA chOKOR;

"BOLAY TO"

Sali Ek dUM . . .!"

1 2 ka 4

1 2 ka 4

Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki

Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
"Jab B Apne Dosto''n Ki
Mehfil Me Betho Jo Kch B
Bolo Soch Samajh k Bolo"

Larki Ne Pareshani Se Kaha
"Ammi Agr Me Soch Samajh
K Bolongi Tou Itni Der Me
Topic Hi Chnge Ho jayega" ;->

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