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Let It Go ...









If It Doesn''t Return ...










Hunt It Down
And
Kill It ...
  

May, 14 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2672 views       Funny

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1 Pathan ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia
I LOVE YOU
Pathan ghuse ma beti se kehta hy:
jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis bhejo... ;->
1 waqt tha ap k message aise ate the jaise kisi ne ap k sar pe pistol rakha howa hai
aur wo ap se message karwa raha hai magr ab lagta hai k us ne goli mar di.
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,

kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt

aur offcourse "Apun"
Ek pathan TV pe bomb rakh k Pakistan ka match dekh raha tha,

Bivi:Ye bomb kis liye rakha hai ?

Pathan:Agr aaj haarey to poori team ko bomb se ura dunga.
''Molvi taqreer krty howy

Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen

ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?

Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?

Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...
Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet

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Order Double Cheese Burgers

Larg Fries

And

A Diet Coke ... ;)
FiLL iN THE BLANKS...

---LAND---PAR----
CHUUT





Any Idea ?





No !





Don''t Think Wierd !






oK !



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PTCL LAND LINE PAR
BHAARI CHUUT ;->
Meri Aankhon Ko Sapne Phir Dikha Gaya Koi,

Bujhti Sanson mein Mehak phir Jaga Gaya Koi,

Kya ye Such Much Pyaar hai..

Ya Phir se TOPI Pehna Gya Koi.
Wife Or Husband Shop Se Niklay !

Ek Faqeer Bola : Shehzadii !

5 Rupee dey doo, Andha Hon
...
Husband : De do, Waqayi Andha hai
Karan Johar is producing a new film
and
is
searching 4 new talent

I''ve suggest ur name
plz go on and meet him

The movie name is

"AQQAL HO NA HO"
Q. What do women and police cars have in common?














A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. ;->