Peter : What

Peter : What
Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green andone is blue with red spots!Kirk : Yes it''s really strange. I''ve got another pair of the same at home.
  

May, 24 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     2198 views       Funny

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Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!
reshma ki jawani





reashma ki jawani




reshma ki jawani





ab hogai hai purani .........;->

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

,
,
,

Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.


Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!

















Pr Kya Karoon...

Ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->

Cho0se one number;

10

20

30

40

50

60

70

80

90

100

Then
i will tell you
Nothing
Tumhain to CHASKA he par gaya hai k kuch intresting reply hoga ... ;->
''Larka: tumhari Zulfon sy khelney ko jee chahta hai.....

larki ne wig utari or kaha: Loo khelo per de dena subah university bhi jana hai:-)''
B4 u Speak-Listn
B4 u Spnd-Earn
B4 u Criticiz-Wait
B4 u Pray-Forgiv
B4 u Quit-Try
B4 u Hate-Luv
B4 u Die..

Apni Sari Property mere naam kar.... :P
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Lahore.
Station Master : No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy. . . ;->


After a striving movement of 25 years.

MQM chairman ALTAF HUSSAIN has completed his first book.

Book available on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also




Book Name :











"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D
Hundred word does not
give pain...






But





A ture friend''s silence
makes more tears in
heart...





So always keep in touch
my FriEND.
Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.

Wife Opens d Door.

Sharabi asks Who r u?

Wife:How dare U 4get Ur Wife?

He answer:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai.. ;->
S U N D A Y means,
S= Soty raho!
U= Utho dair se!
N= Nahao mat!
D= Dekhtay raho TV!
A= Aaram hi Aaram!
Y= Yaad karo sirf hum ko!
So,
Enjoy Your sunday