Peter : What

Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green andone is blue with red spots!Kirk : Yes it''s really strange. I''ve got another pair of the same at home.

May, 24 2010 174 chars (2 sms) 2438 views Funny

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PAHELI Of THE DAY.

PAHELI Of THE DAY.

Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.

My sweetheart,

My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst

DOLL''S

is missng.
dikhe to batana..

''Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg

''Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg. Hai To Use Jaldi Se
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Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do
Kahin Galti Se SEND Na Ho Jaaye..!!!''

free call from any n

Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!

what has teachnolgy done????

what has teachnolgy done????

ek time tha jab msg kabutar pahuchate the

or ek time aaj hai ki hum msg kabutaro ko pahuchate hai

hhhuuuuurrrrrrrrrr

Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar.

Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar. . .

Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga. . .!

Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai. . .?

Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia. . .? ;->

5 sardars & a girl

5 sardars & a girl were hanging below a helicopter on a resQ rope.

Pilot: One must leave bcoz of overload.

Girl: I''ll sacrifice.All sardars started clapping

HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

pathan pe bijli ka taar gir gaya

Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

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Usay Yaad Aaya

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Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)

UnKi Gali Say Mera Janaza nikla

UnKi Gali Say Mera Janaza
nikla

Wo Na Nikla Jis K Liye
Janaza

UsKa Ghar Aya To Meray Dost CT Bajanay Lagay

Rakh K Mera
Janaza Kaminy UsKo
Patanay Lagay..;->

''Larka:Mere sath

''Larka:Mere sath chalogi GIRL:Kehan?Larka:Jahan tm kaho wahan.
GIRL: 0K Police station chalte hen
Larka: Lo batao ab banda apni Baji se mazaq b nhi kr sakta''

Girlfriend :

Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U. . . . ;->

In Art Gallery

In Art Gallery Couple §ees Picture Tf A Girl çovered ßy Leaves

Husband keeps Watching

Wife: Ab çhalo Gay ¥a Huwa çhalny ka Intezar karte Rho ge?

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Peter : What

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