Peter : What

Peter : What
Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green andone is blue with red spots!Kirk : Yes it''s really strange. I''ve got another pair of the same at home.
  

May, 24 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     2464 views       Funny

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Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
Aap Q Pareshaan Hain...???


Kia Aap Ko Theek Terha Se Neend Nahi Aati...



Kia Raat Ko Sote Main
Jaag Jate Hain



Kia Raat Ko jaagne Ki Waja Se
Aap Ko Baar Baar Rona Bhi Parta Hai ???


Ab Mazeed Pareshaani Ki Zarurat Nahi



Kion K Hum Laaye Hain
Sirf Aap K Liye.....






PAMPERS Twin Pack
Ab Sirf 169 Rs/- Main


Chain Se Sona Khoob Barhna... ;->
''Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha -
DHISHKYOUN!''
A
SmiLe
Costs
Less
Than

Electricity,


But


Gives
More
Light.


So



ALways
SmiLe


and


Prove

that


U
r
the
Best

"Tube Light" ;->
The World Is Full Of Willing People ....





Some Willing To Work




&





Rest Let Them Willing To Work ... ;->
A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.


Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.
''TANHAIYAAN
*”~”~”~”~”*
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Bewaqoof Jab ooper Tanhaiyaan hain to
Neeche konsa “MELA” laga hai jo dekhne aaye ho?



I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...


Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]
DONO EYES PE

DONO CHEEKS PE

DO BAR LIPS PE

EK BAR NECK PE

DO BAR NECK SE NEACHAY

SONE SE PEHLE

-:D

LOTION ZAROR LAGANA :p


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.
Teacher Female studant Se

Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..

Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..

Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!