Peter : What

Peter : What
Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green andone is blue with red spots!Kirk : Yes it''s really strange. I''ve got another pair of the same at home.
  

May, 24 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     2873 views       Funny

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Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi Hal batao.
Sadhu : Beta, hal hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”''
U may HaV 10 pEoPle 2 Talk

U may HaV 100 pEoPle 2 Care

U may HaV 1000 pEoPle 2 Love

BuT u HaV OnLy 1 Crazy frnd who always Disturbs U ne time

N Thats me ;->
Larki Waley : Aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???


Larke Ki Maa





Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->
Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?












Because












If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''''Aspirins" ;->

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >
What''s The Vector Form Of Sridevi. . . ?






ANS : - TABU!!!!







Confused. . . ?








Why. . . ?













Ok I''l Tell U. . .






Because.

Sridevi Did CHANDNI & Tabu Did CHANDNI BAR . . . ;->
Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..
ek ne dusre se pucha tm ne MenaR-e-PakistaN daikha hai..?
dusre ne kaha han jub me london ki sair ko gaya tha tab daikha tha..
sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi,
kab honge unke ghar barati,
kab honge sang uske sajna,
kab chhodegi wo apna angna,
kab uski baari aayegi,
kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.
Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the
jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.

aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?

aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
name plate da matlb aa
Msc.mother of seven children aur
Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->


An important msg 4 U

I promise to my Allah that I''ll send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thank''s