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Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green andone is blue with red spots!Kirk : Yes it''s really strange. I''ve got another pair of the same at home.
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Larki: mein shadi k
Larki: mein shadi k baad tumhare saray dukh baant lo0ngi.
Larka: lekin mujhy tu k0i dukh hai hi nhi!
Larki.......
mein shadi k baad ki baat kr rahi ho0n :-)
Do not blame God
Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
In Pakistan
In Pakistan
Survey Was Done ThaT
"How Many Gys & Guls Want 2 Meet
RoCk3r..........????"
Survey Report:
5% Say..... Yes
0% Say..... No
&
Rest Of 95% Say..... Sapne Mat Dikhao Yaar..
Humaari Aisi Kismat Kahan...../ ;->
Aqqal ko soog mar detay hain,
Aqqal ko soog mar detay hain,
ishaq ko roog maar
detay hain,
Aadmi khud nahi marta,
Aap jesay khubsourat
aur bewafa loog maar
deta hain...!!!!!!!!
How did you write your exam
Parent:How did you write your exam?
Son:they have given the questions which I don''t know.
So I wrote answers which they don''t know..!!
oxygen is more important.
Nice Quote:
People says that you can''t live without love...
but I think....
oxygen is more important... ;->
A Chinese pair
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
Bush ko agr joota
Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai?
Wah wah
Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai?
Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai!
Taaliyan!:
Twice h0liday in A Week
Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.
Bt i hAve a Mega Project.
Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.
Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.
Now You Are Thinking.
Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.
Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?
Happy mirasi day :)
Happy mirasi day
:)
Ye msg usko bhejo jo apki nazr mein dunya ka sb se bara mirasi ho.
Mene to bhej dia ha.ab mujhy send kr k mirasio wali harkat mat karna :)
Golden Words .
Golden Words . . .
Kaam Ko Kal Per Na Taalo . . .
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Jab Wo Parson Tarson Bhi Ho Sakta Hy . . . ;->
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