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Customer : Waiter, there''s a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly in my soup.Waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink much.
Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
Customer : Waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn''t know, Sir, I''m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?
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May, 24 2010
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''MALOOM HAI AAP BOHUT BUSY HO.
''MALOOM HAI AAP BOHUT BUSY HO.
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ISS LIYE KUCH NAHI LIKHA WARNA AAP KO PARHNA PARTA!..''
sorrow is our constant companion
A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:
Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.
Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
;-)
Gold Rate Keeps
Gold Rate Keeps On Increasing Day By Day .. I''m So Much Woried About U ..
Be Careful Sumone may Kidnap u B''coz ur My Most Precious Friend With a 24 carat GOLDEN HEART :)
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
gADHA B JO NA KHAE WO GHAS HO tUM.
gADHA B JO NA KHAE WO
GHAS HO tUM.
Stupid, idiot bakwas ho
Tun.
52 jokers wali tash ho
Tum.
Insan 3rd class ho tum.
Per jo b ho yar dost bohat khaas ho tum..;->
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Sharabi: Jisay lagao osay bata dana ye 2 peg k baad khulti hain!!
Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse
Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse
Jyada Kehna Manega,
Usse Hi Me Yeh Saari Toffies Dungi.
Kid: Tab To Yeh Saari Toffee Papa Ko Hi Milengi.....! ;-D
Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D
Scientists all over
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Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named
Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named
1-Rehmat-e-Saleem
2-Barkat-e-Saleem
3-Mehboob-e-Saleem
When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is
Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)
why u r so intelligent?
"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?
Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->
''You are equal to sixty james bond!
''You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420''
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