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Customer : Waiter, there''s a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly in my soup.Waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink much.
Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
Customer : Waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn''t know, Sir, I''m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?
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May, 24 2010
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Laila Majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye,
Laila Majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye,
pyar, ishq, mohabbat sirf afsaane ho gaye.
Aaj har Romeo ke paas kayi juliet hai,
Aur hAr shama ke kayi parwane ho gaye.
Police:Tumhara Dost
Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?
Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He
"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA
Khila Di!!
Sunday mean
Sunday mean
S=Sote raho
U=Utho der se
N=Nachte raho
D=Dekhte raho TV
A=Aram hi Aram karo
Y=Yaad karo sirf humain hii
So njoy ur SUNDAY ;->
Plz pass this SMS to all
Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person urgently needs 3 bottles of.
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Pepsi (chilled) with chips. It''s urgent Cell no & name is as displayed
Hamy a.K.a Efie a.K.a FebZ
03343004071
:)
Most Successful
Most Successful
Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...
"Yet To Be Seen"
Zara Si Mobile Men
Zara Si Mobile Men De Jagah Tu
Zara Sa Inbox Le Saja..
Zara Sa Sent Items Me Ja Tu...
Zara Sa Balance Ko Le Ghata.
Me Bhejun SMS Tujh
Ko Meri Jaan Bepanah..
What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?
What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Marriage !
Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain.
Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Pappu...
Wo bare piyar se
boli....
Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->
Man : How old is your father?
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.
Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.
Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai
The devils challenged
The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.
Ye Mashvara Pehly b kai Bar suna hy
Ye Mashvara Pehly b kai Bar suna hy
AaTa nai milta to khaya karo Sooji
Serkar ki is Soch pe Kehny lagay Loog
Andhay ko Andheray may bari door ki Sooji ;->
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