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bandy da puttar ban
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bandy da puttar ban
bandy da puttar ban
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Bandy Da Puttar Ban.
Nargis Da Na Ban. :-)
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Bapu Bola:
Bapu Bola:
"Jo Bhi Msg Nhi KArta Usay Or Msg Kar,Aisa Karny Se 1Din Usay Sharam Aayegi,
Sorry Bolay Ga Or Msg Ya Call Karega"
Bolay To
"Sharam aai kya"
when i die bury me
When I Die, Bury Me
Deep
10 Feet Down As Far As
Leap
Place My Computer
Books On My Head
& Tell My Teacher
I m Dead
Place My Chemistry
Books On My Chest
Tell My Teacher How
I m At Rest
Place My Physics
Books On My Right
Hand
Tell My Teacher
Nothing I Understand
Place My Pak.studies
Books On My Left
Tell My Teacher
I Tried My Best
Also Tell Them Not
To Cry
Coz They Are Those
Who Made Me Die ...
Say No To Education ... ;->
im alive u can msg me
This msg is specially typed to inform,
rather remind some people
that...
" I''M ALIVE "
And so u can msg me... =P ;->
A B C D E F G
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
Tumhara dimagh bilkul b kaam nahee karta, kal b pardhaya tha aur dekho aaj phir pardhana pard raha hai..
SMOKE every
SMOKE every day plz! SMOKE means S=Send M=Me O=One K=Kool SMS E=Every day! So feel free 2 SMOKE more
Modern, Obedient, Neat, Kind, Excellent,
Modern,
Obedient,
Neat,
Kind,
Excellent,
Young,
Hey! Thats me...
Pareshan mat ho is mai tumhra nam b ha...
Read the 1st alphabet of evry line.
Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"
Molvi-Mohtarma Ye
Daarhi Hy Breake''n
Nahi ... ;->
Hum Ne Maana
Hum Ne Maana
.
Hum Ne Maana
.
.
.
Hum Ne Maana
.
Hum Ne Maana
.
.
.
.
.
Hum Ne Maana...
.
Abey Bas Kr 13 Number Ka Paana
what brand of tea
what brand of tea do people like the most!!!
Prei-tea!
Mere Sugar Se Mithay Milk Se Goray
Mere Sugar Se Mithay
Milk Se Goray
Aasman Se Oonchay
Samandar Se Gehre
Baraf Se Thanday
Aag Se Garam
Aur
Sab Se Be-Sharam Dost
Kabhi Tou Msg Kia Karo ;->
Warid paish krta hai pehli bar aapke Mobile mein nahati hui larki
Warid paish krta hai pehli bar aapke Mobile mein nahati hui larki
Aaj thand boht hai,
LARKI kal nahaye gi
WARID we care
1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.
1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
BV:Mujhe koi Etraz nahi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo..=P;->
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