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Ab Ap Mere Friend Ho Kuch To Asar Hoga Na!
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1 Andha Police
1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya
Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein
Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .
Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full
Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........
Ye tareeqa hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE "GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.
3 lessons form 3 idiots movie
3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:
1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.
2. Believe in Yourself.
3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)
3 fastest ways of communications:
3 fastest ways of communications:
1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman
Need more speed??
Then
Also advise her
NOT TO TELL ANYONE...
Sardar by mistake
Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet .
All ladies suddenly stand up !
Sardar : IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI...... BETHO BETHO
I just feel u….
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,
wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:
Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.
Shahid Afridi in interview
Shahid Afridi in interview
Aap ki umer kitni hai?
24 years.
Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,
Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,
Kiu ke
"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"
X Kuze Me
X Kuze Me
Apne Haath Uppar Utao
Ab Dono Haath Jor Lo
Ok
Ab Apni Aankhain Band Karo
Aur
Sachey Dil Se Dua Karo
K ?
K ?
K ?
"Ya ALLAH Humari Light Aa Jaye ..." ;->
fat man dr main pa
Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?
Man: 12
Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
Kash koi “
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete
Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K
Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .
" Beta Dil Laga K Parhana "
Par unhe kaise samjhayen k dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai . . . . ;->
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