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N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..
HaAL To MErA b TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,
BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .
TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->
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1st Girl Proudly Says:
1st Girl Proudly Says: Meri To Her Sans Par Ek Insan Marta Hai!
2nd Girl: Yaar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Kyoun Istemal Nahi Karti ;-)
Dulha Mil Gaya
Hello Janu!
Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi Abbu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna
Ok?
Ready
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Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya. :-)
Qualities That A Friend Must Hav
Qualities That A Friend Must Have
Cute As Elephant
Smart As Sarda
Active As Turtle
Fit As Hippo
&
Mature As Monkey
No Doubt U R a Great Friend.... :->
''1 Qabristan mei
''1 Qabristan mein 1 Bh00t k0 dekh kar sabhi bhaag rahy thy
lekin mein nahi bhaga
pata hy ky0n?
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Ky0n ky mein ny tumhein pehchaan liya tha..!''
In School Canteen,
In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written :
"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!"
A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child Wrote:
"Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples":-)!
Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri
Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...
Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->
''Jab jab aati hai aap
''Jab jab aati hai aap ki miscall....skooon, chain aur khushian laati hai aap ki miscall.
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carry on 4 life time skoooon.''
U r a nice person…
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
I Met Money
I Met Money
&
I Said Ur Just A Piece Of Paper,
Money Smiled & Said,
Ofcourse I Am A Piece
Of Paper But
I Haven''t Seen
Dust Bin In My Life.
Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof
Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Banaany Ki 100 Tips.
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Ik Ye ..
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99% Wo Pehly Hi Hoty Heen.
Height of being Hygienic:
Height of being Hygienic:
A Computer Science student washing his hands with Dettol
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after removing a Virus from his System ;)
"Her taalib-e-ilm ko aik aik taaliba"
Hamara Mutaaliba
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Hamara mutaaliba,
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hamara mutaaliba
Hamara mutaaliba.
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"Her taalib-e-ilm ko aik aik taaliba" ;->
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