Aj Titanic ki 98th anivrsry hay.

Aj Titanic ki 98th anivrsry hay.
Aj Titanic ki 98th anivrsry hay.


So plz sab pyar karne walon se request hay k,

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"DOOB
kar mar jaaye:-D
  

May, 25 2010     126 chars (1 sms)     2562 views       Funny

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Par Karachi Uska Shauhar Hai.


Karachi Main Bhi Ek Lahore Hai.

Jiska Naam "Gulistan-e-Jauhar" Hai.
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