The Mark Of A True M.B.A Is That

The Mark Of A True M.B.A Is That
The Mark Of A
True M.B.A Is That


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He Is Often Wrong

But

Seldom In Doubt ... ;->
  

May, 15 2010     122 chars (1 sms)     1937 views       Funny

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Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo

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Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.
Police
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Ptcl
17



Love
143



Fraud
420



Murder
302



Muslim
786



Cigeratte
555



Beer
5000



Jazz
111


J.Bond
007




Aur

DoN..
03343004071
Gadha tanhai
me kya
Mehsus krta hai?






Koi jaldi nhe jab mehsus kro to bata dena
Height of Bindaasness..
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Keep reminder in ur mobile that says,..
"Exams start today, Attend it!"
FILM dekhni hai ?


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INTERVAL





























THE END


Ye Hai SANJAY LEELA BHANSALI Ki New Film
"WHITE" . . . ;->

Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Tang Aa Gaya Hon.

Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.

Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.
Ab bush k bad Obama

zara sambhal k kadam rakhna iraq me obama

bush ko pary hen joty tera to utar denga Päjämä.
Sweetheart! u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true, here’s a wish 4 my darling… may all your dreams come true & i wish u a very happy birthday. with lots of love and kisses… from a heart that beats…just 4 you by me.


A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u

Dekha tum ne kya socha tha..?

ap nahi bataoge to mujhe pata nahi lage

ga ki aaj
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ANIMALS DAY HA
Q: Agar 1 door per kutta bhonk raha ho orr dosre door p biwi chilla
rahe ho tu ap pehle konsa door kholen g?
A: Kutte wala door coz kutta andar akar bhonkna band kar de g
Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking