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Friends are always ''bdtmz''
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Friends are always ''bdtmz''
Friends are always ''bdtmz''
''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.
They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.
Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.
They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.
They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.
And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P
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Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again
We Have To Study From
Yaar Ranjha Chala Gya
Yaar
Ranjha Chala Gya
Mahiwal Duub Gya
Majnu Bhi Nahi Raha
Romeo Bhi nahi
Meri Bhi Tabiyat Ab Theek Nahi Rehti
Pata Nahi Ab Larkiyon Ka Kia Banega ;->
JIN.Admi se
JIN.Admi se
Kia huqum hai mere aaqa?
ADMI.Jin se bola
mujhe aik khubsorat larki chahiyeh
JIN.bola.
me kokaf ka jin hon koi
Girlz hostil ka princpal nahi.. :p
Congratulation!
Congratulation!
Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai
Bayghairut zameen per
Next Ik Month Tak
Next Ik Month Tak Kise Ko Pashto Mein Mubarak Baad Na Do Warna Aap Baitullah Mehsud k Saathi
"koi Mulvi Sahab Smjhay Jain Gay
"WAZARAT E DAKHLA.
HEight oF filM mAker
HEight oF filM mAker
oVer heAd wAter tAnk in ShOley ,bUt nO electricity in villAge.
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Lage Raho
Lage Raho
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Lage Raho
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Koi Kuch Nahi Kahe Ga
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Aur Kahe Ga Bhi To Konsa Farq Parega
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Lage Raho.
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BESHARMON Ki Terha SMS RECEIVE Kerne Mein... :P
''Director to actress:
''Director to actress:
tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge
aur hero bachane ayega
Actress: Hero Kaun hai?
Director: Emraan Hashmi
Actress: phir mujhe
usse kaun bachayega?????''
1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
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Kyun?
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Yaaaar os ka sans phool gya tha, Jaan ly lo pathano ki.
tum b na
jaan le lo pathano ki
Boy Friend:
Boy Friend:
Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?
Girl Friend:
Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga ;->
Tum Toh Chahte Ho
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon
Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.
Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..
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