When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Karachi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won''t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It''s addressed to Sialkot.
