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When A Cow Dances.
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Think
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Vey Simple....
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GUIDANCE.... (Gui-Dance)....!!
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Husband Allah ne tumhain2 ankhain di hain
Husband: Allah ne tumhain
2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal
sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32
dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
GREAT NEWS !!!
GREAT NEWS !!!
Call Ufone 2 Ufone & Ufone 2 Other Netwrk FREE @ Rs.3/month ...
Just Type
"UFONE MERE ABBAY KA HAI"
& Send it to 420 !!
Interviewer:What is your birth date? Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer:What is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
;-)
Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
KFC
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko KFC walon ne boht mara hai.
Friend:Q ?
Pathan:Humara BV ka delivery tha to hum usko KFC legaya
Qk
Wahan Board pe likha tha....
"FREE DELIVERY"
Hum ko gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia..
Hum ko
gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia..
Jany ye
DUSHMANO ne usy kia sikha dia..
Ghar
us ne kya banaya MASJID k samanay..
CHAHAT ne us ki humko NAMAZI bana dia.../
Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,
Kyun Ki,
Kyun Ki,
SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..
Goverment nay laga
Goverment nay laga diya SmokinG pay bann..
Toyae Zoyae Aain Gain../ :-D
d0sto0 ghajini da
D0sto0
Ghajini Daikhnay k Baad Andaza Hua k Aap ka Do0st Bhi Amir Khan Say kam Nahi Hay.
Mai Bhi Parhta Hun
Samajhta Hun
Phir 15 Min Bad Sab Bhool Jata Hun
tawey per para POPCORN
tawey per para POPCORN uchalta kyon hay?
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khud beth ker dekho pata chal jaye ga....
Muskurate Chehre Ko Rula Dete Hain Log
Muskurate Chehre Ko Rula Dete Hain Log
Khuloos-e-Ulfat Ki Kuch Aisi Saza Dete Hain Log
Barha K Baal Baghlo''n K
Haath Utha Utha K Sungha Dete Hain Log . . . ;->
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