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What Do U Get ?
When A Cow Dances.
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GUIDANCE.... (Gui-Dance)....!!
  

May, 18 2010     131 chars (1 sms)     2588 views       Funny

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WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!
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Un Ki Awaz Sunte Sunte Raat Jati Hy Beet

Is Liye Kehte Hyn Ye Risk na Uthao


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But




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Why. . . ?





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Thi

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Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
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Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
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Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

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