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When A Cow Dances.
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GUIDANCE.... (Gui-Dance)....!!
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Boss:I will give
Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today
and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months.
HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri
HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri Neck pAr ajeeb si chEEz hy jise dekh kAr khuf AatA hy,
Wife: Wo kiA ???
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HusbAnd:TumhArA "FAcE" . . . ;-
Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala....
Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala....
Zara ghor frmain...
Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala.............
"BAITHO BAITHO LIAO DAALA"
''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,
''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,
zara dhyan se padhiyega
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai
kyunkay ab wo
dekhne mein
itni khaas nahi Rahi''
If U Are
If U Are
Ever In Doubt
As To Wether or Not
To Kiss A Pretty Girl . . .
Alwayz Give Her
The Benifit Of The Doubt
D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra
D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra Connection Kis K Sath Hota Hai?
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Apko To Pata
Hona Chahiye
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Poket Sayyyyy
Have U Ever Noticed .. ?
Have U Ever Noticed .. ?
That
The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE
While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->
''---tension sms----
''---tension sms----
Is sms mai apni sari Tensions Fill kero
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ker di..?
Good
ab is sms ko-Ravi- mai bhank aoo
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ku k tension lyny ka Nai dyny ka :)
hahah''
Phaansi l----l- l ''.o. l /l\ phaansi l JL ll
Phaansi
l----l-
l ''.o.
l /l\ phaansi
l JL ll
Ye b tumhari trha Bohat km sms krta tha.
LATKA DALA salay ko
ab teri bari ha
Wife: Darling !
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?
Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
''A mathmatical question!
''A mathmatical question!
36 + 30 + 38 =???
Ans?
104
no yar
once again
36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi
confused???
Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
my Wife Recently has Lost her voic
Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.
What should I do to help her to Get it back?
Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.
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