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When A Cow Dances.
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Think
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Vey Simple....
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GUIDANCE.... (Gui-Dance)....!!
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Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K Ek Baat Boli
Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye.
Pathan Bola,
"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?" =P
Once "Chhakka"
Once "Chhakka"
Goes To A
"Raymonds Showroom"
Guess Y?
2 Become A COMPLETE MAN
''NaZron Mai Base Ho Zara DhiYaan rakHna
''NaZron Mai Base Ho Zara DhiYaan rakHna
Apne Dost Ko Yun Hi Abaad RaKhna
Mujhe to Adat Hai Ap ko Yaad KarNe Ki
Agar HichKiyaan Ati Rahen to Hamen Muaaf Kerna''
Good Time Bad Time
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
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Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai.
1admi apne(14) bachon k 7 Zoo gy
1admi apne(14) bachon k 7 Zoo gya..
guard se kha hamen wo genda dikhao jis k 8 baçhe hain!
kuçh dair baad guard aya or kaha ap yahin theren genda apko dekhne aarha hai... ;->
Human beings r soluble in water.
A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,
he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:
Human beings r soluble in water.!
If You Keep Your Feet Firmly On The Ground ...
If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...
You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->
Marriage s like
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon
Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon.
Aap ko muj par barosa nein.
Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k
chabihan maz per padi reti hein.
Nokar! Un mein se eik bi chabi
thijori ko nein lagthi.
man 1 i notice dat
Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties
Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->
question mard ziyad
Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?
A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,
Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain.
Azaad Pakistan K NALAYAK
Azaad Pakistan K NALAYAK SMS Parhne Walo
Agar Aj Valentines Day ya Frindship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo
jaldi se utho aur sabko wish
karo
HappY QaiD DaY
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