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When A Cow Dances.
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GUIDANCE.... (Gui-Dance)....!!

May, 18 2010 131 chars (1 sms) 2313 views Funny

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Dulhan:
Sharma k...
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
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''2 pyaj, 3 lahsun, 5 gm jeera,

''2 pyaj,
3 lahsun,
5 gm jeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhe ullu!''

hamein to apnou nay lota

Hamein to apnou nay lota.
Gairoun main kahan dam tha !

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Rat ''lotay main pani'' bhi kam tha !! ;->

.*""* .. * ""*. ''* Dil ki *'' * Gehrayon * "*. se .*"

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''* Dil ki *''
* Gehrayon *
"*. se .*"
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Fitay moonh!

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uska
jo ap ka Bura chahay.. :D

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Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"
Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche
Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo...
Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi
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Mein marna nahi chahta
Zindagi badi mehengi hai
Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..
Itna sunte hi pul par chalte
Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li
Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya
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Aur is tarah aapki company mein
Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...
Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo...
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ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai Jo usse dhakka de kar
tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!

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Husband:
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Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
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