What Do U Get ?

What Do U Get ?
What Do U Get ?
When A Cow Dances.
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GUIDANCE.... (Gui-Dance)....!!
  

May, 18 2010     131 chars (1 sms)     3105 views       Funny

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Hi I have Good News & Bad News Both 4 u-The bad news is that there is no Good news..& the Good news is There is no Bad News....!
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Pr DOST,
ap nahate phr b nhi hO? :-D
5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class
4 pleasant words-''I''ll work hard"
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Today is a day of celebration. Why?
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GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!...
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,

Warna.


Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)
Beta:
Papa aap ko Cancer howa hai phir aap sab ko AIDS kiyun bataatay ho?



Baap:
Taakay mere merne ke baad koi teri maa ko hath na laga sake.
A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat