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When A Cow Dances.
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GUIDANCE.... (Gui-Dance)....!!

May, 18 2010 131 chars (1 sms) 2005 views Funny

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He didnt lyk d curry &
He didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits
were 2hard
Not lyk his mother
used 2 make
I didnt prepare
coffee rite
He didnt lyk the stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was looking 4 a clue
Isnt dere anything I
cud do 2 match his
mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I
saw light
1 Thing I cud definitely
do
I turnd around &
slapped him tight
Just like his mother
used 2 ... ;->

Mina: U tell a man

Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth.

''aaj subeh mujhe chirhion

''aaj subeh mujhe chirhion ki awazain kuch ziada he ache leg rehe then,
pool kuch ziada he khobsorat leg rehe the,
fiza b kuch mehki mehki the,
mene dunia se pocha:
aaj quen tujh man esahusun he?
wo boli:
aaj sms perhne vala zinndagi men pehli br nhaia hai.''

Repeat these lines

Repeat these lines at least 2 hours every day after Namaz out side the mosque and you will be a millionaire within few months.

"ALLAH KE NAAM PE DE DE BABA"

Sentence With a Direct Object

Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?

Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)

Teacher:What r the ppl of Turkey called?

Teacher:What r the ppl of Turkey called?
Student:I dnt knw.......
Teacher:they r called Turks.....
Now what r the ppl of Germany called?
Student:They r called Germs.....

Mom kya aapne

Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha ??
Mom: Nahi to !
Kid: To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise ???

"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai

Aapko Moon pe jana ho to aap kiske paas jaoge..?

ISRO..?

NASA..?

No..

Ranbir Kapoor k Paas..
Qki uske-"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai

Pyar mein

Meine kaha pyar mein kuch bhi kar sakta hun Daaaaarling...
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Usne muskra ke kaha:WATAN CARD to dilwa do Qk hamare shahar mein bhi selaab aaya tha.

once a king ask

once a king ask hisunshi k uski beti k leye larka dhondo
munshi ne beti ki omer pochi..
king:18
munshi:agar 18 saal ka na mila tu 9-9 saal k do le ao..

teacher batao wo ko

Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???

Student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)

aur barbad hogya w

(Aur barbad hogya
wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha
aur rishwat na di ?

Molana asif ali zardari)

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