Do U know why a sardar ji kept

Do U know why a sardar ji kept


Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.
  

May, 26 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     2043 views       Funny

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