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Nahi PLZ

Neechy Mat Jao na

Kuch Ho Jaye Ga

PLZ

Dekho Mat Karo

Maan Jao Na PLZ

Warna

...Ho Jaye Ga

PLZ Mat Jao

Aaah

Dekha

Ho Gaya Na

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When A

Man Bring

His Wife Flowers

For No Reason,

There''s A Reason.

1 liter khoon

Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata

Admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
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Macchar:
Kya karo Ghar ma behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)

I will lend you

I will lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to you, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you but i can not lend you my heart because it already belongs to you.

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.

Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

YadOn ki iS duNyA mai iK paL merA ho..

YadOn ki iS duNyA mai iK paL merA ho..

PhuLon k iS chAmAn mAI ik phOoL mErA ho..

KHUDA kArE Aap jAb b SMS kAreIn ApNe dOstOn kO..

Un sAb mAi pEhLa numBER mErA ho.... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

''Udhar aap majboor baithe hain...

''Udhar aap majboor baithe hain...

..Idhar hum majboor baithe hai..

.Baat ho to kaise ho.

Jab idhr udhr do kanjUs baiThe hai..''

Mom:

Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->

''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Doctor Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

K

Usay Yaad Aaya

K

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-) jwan banda kadi pouul wi janda we ki banaya mere kagzan da yar pata karna''

"2007 K Bhikari"

"2007 K Bhikari"

Bhikari: Amma thora khana he to do na!
Amma: Abhi pakaya nahi hai !
Bhikari: Koi baat nahi amma, pakane k bad misscall de dena!
Main ajonga

Kal Kare So Aaj Ker

Kal Kare So Aaj Ker

Aaj Kar So Ab. . . .

Kal Kare So Aaj Ker

Aaj Kar So Ab. . . .

Abay Kerta Hii Rahega Tou Dhoyega Kab ? ;->

you are my friend

you are my friend
To kya karoo naachoo.

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