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iss aitbaar sey fee aikard 12000 sey zaid ka kharcha aata hai aur fasal ka aitbaar naheen.
Behtar yehi hai k fasal na bhoyein aur kissi sey lardayee kar lein
"6 mahiney hakumat sey chawal khao"
Mehkama Zaarat Hakumatey Punjab
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May, 17 2010
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aik larkay nay aik aur larki ko call ki
1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki ko call ki
Larka:Hello Jaan
I Love U
Larki:
Sachi
Larka:
Muchi
Larki:
100 Ka Load Kara Do Please
Larka:
Sorry Baji rong number!
''*I *Miss *You
''*I
*Miss
*You
Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain
Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain
k
k
Parosi b Hamare Aansuon se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hen''
Life Was Lonely,
Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There.
I Had No Frend.
& Then U Came Into My Life,
I Realised,
Dat
ALONE WAS BETTER
u r many kolometres
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet
The Chief Excitement
The Chief Excitement
In A Woman''s
Life Is ... !!!
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.
.
.
.
.
.
Spotting Women
Who Are Fatter
Than She Is ... ;->
Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain.
Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Pappu...
Wo bare piyar se
boli....
Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->
Q K is prcham k sayae tallay hum aik hain hum aik hain
Mard, orat, heejrey main koi farq nahi hai Faraz,
Q K is prcham k sayae tallay hum aik hain hum aik hain . . . ;^>
Subha SMS Shaam SMS
Subha
SMS
Shaam
SMS
Din me
SMS
Raat me
SMS
Ghar me
SMS
Office me
SMS
Jeena
SMS
Marna
SMS
Akhir kya he ye SMS??
S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)
DON’T FORGET OLD FRIENDS
New Friends
are like
POEM
but
Old Friends
are like
ALPHABETS
so
don’t Foget
the ALPHABETS
as these are
required to sing
a POEM.
''Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely
''Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely,
smart ,cute,
sweat,intelligent
good looking,
pyara......
nahi hai to kia hua
jis ne bheja hai wo to hai na.....''
ek pathan bakri lay
Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO Mein Sawar Hua,
To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta
Jawab Mein Wo Bola.,
Mre Naal Ladies Na Hoondi Tey
Main Toanoo Dasda...=P;->
Mod Obedient
Mod
Obedient
Neat
Kind
Elegent
Young
It’s Totally Abt Me
But Need Not To B Worry , Ur Name Is Also In It
Just Read The First Letter Of Each Word. . . ;->
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