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I Got Zero Marks in Exam
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I Got Zero Marks in Exam
I Got Zero Marks in Exam
I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!
Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).
Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.
Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.
Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)
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the new england jou
The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!
" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
;->
We Have Been Listening :
We Have Been Listening :
"Practice Males Perfect ... "
But
Also That Too :
"Nobody is Perfect ... "
So
"What Is The Point Of Practicing ..." ;->
Aeroplane Wright Brothrs
Aeroplane Wright Brothrs
Cycle Macmillan
Telephone Graham Bell
Telescope Galileo
Exams
Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge
yeh tha bada bhari..
yeh tha bada bhari..
marie se nahi banta khari....
char payyo pe chalti hain lori[truck]
ab tu jake karle ghade ki savari....;->
yeh mere kahani...??
yeh mere kahani...??
yeh mere kahani...??
bakee kul sunao ga...heheh
Line Marne K Bht Se Trike Hai Jin Me Se 2 Mandarja Zel Hain.
Line Marne K Bht Se Trike Hai Jin Me Se 2 Mandarja Zel Hain.
1.Kachi Pencil Se.
2.Paki Pencil Se.
Aaj ek din aur jee lo
Aaj ek din aur jee lo
Aaj ek khuwaab aur dehk lo
Aaj ek Dua aur maang lo
.
.
Aaj ek sms aur karlo
.
.
.
kia pathaa...
kal balance ho na ho!!.....
"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND
"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U''ll find al frns behind u!
teacher mehnat karo
Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .
Pathan Student Teacher Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai
Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana ...;->
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
mothers hold their
Mothers hold their
children''s hands
for a short while,
but their hearts forever.
What Does Princess Diana
What Does Princess Diana & A Bottle Of French Wine Have In Common . . . ? ? ?
They Both Came Frm France In a Wooden Box . . . ;->
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