Hum Aaye Humne Khola Humne Nikala Humne Dala

Hum Aaye Humne Khola Humne Nikala Humne Dala
Hum Aaye

Humne Khola

Humne Nikala

Humne Dala

Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya

OR Aap Nikaal kar kharay hi rahe

Kyun k aapko Daalna nahi ata Tha...

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May, 22 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     1846 views       Funny

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Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?

Boy!

Very Simple..
Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
Asif Zardari,

Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)
Happy Summer season

With great Offers

Mota Mota Machar

Lots of Makhiaan

And

Long Time Load Shading

Enjoy it and Keep smiling
Today is GABBER SINGH''s death anniversary. plz switch off ur cell for 2 minutes as a mark of respect and send this message to atleast 1 criminal as i did;)
When u win,
Evry1 takes pride in celebratng ur victory

But

When u lose only true frnds hold ur hand,
Sit by ur side
&
say

Tu sanu hmesha zalil e keeta.
A Lover gives Love...

A Father gives Protection.. .

A Mother gives Life...

but A Real Friend gives

'' nice girls Cell No.''

That is frndship...

Now its a gud chance 2

prove your frnship.. ;)
Kash kabhie app hamari gali main ayen,thora sharmaen,thora itraen, thora muskaraen,thora ghabraen aur phir zor se chilaen"TEEN DABAY WALAY"
What If A Car Had

Wooden Tyres

Wooden Seats

Wooden Doors

Wooden Engine ... ?








Simple ....




It Wooden Run ... ;->
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai...


A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->
I Love U


Yes I Love U



Sach Main


Please Beleive Me Yaar



I Love U






Kyn K Doctor Kehte Hyn

''''Paagalo''n Ka Elaaj Pyaar Se Hii Hota Hy'''' ;->
Hum Aaye

Humne Khola

Humne Nikala

Humne Dala

Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya

OR Aap Nikaal kar kharay hi rahe

Kyun k aapko Daalna nahi ata Tha...

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Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?

Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.