Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
