Do u know k glass

Do u know k glass
Do u know k glass tutay to kiya awaz ati hai?


Dhuz?
no


Dhooz?
no


Thish?



Nahi bhai


Ami ki awaz ati hai"lakh d laanat,fer ki pann ditta e?
  

May, 18 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2538 views       Funny

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tujhe,
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