Do u know k glass

Do u know k glass
Do u know k glass tutay to kiya awaz ati hai?


Dhuz?
no


Dhooz?
no


Thish?



Nahi bhai


Ami ki awaz ati hai"lakh d laanat,fer ki pann ditta e?
  

May, 18 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2199 views       Funny

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Nipa chowrangi per Taxi or 2 Bus ko na maloom afraad ne roka or us mei sawar hokar apne apne ghar chale gaye.
"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D
Na hawa na saya hai,
ehsas ham hi ko aaya hai,
hamein bhi sms kr k dekh lo,



company ne ye mobail aap ki Girl friend k liye nahi banaya hay
He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!
Father:baap

son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?

Father:Garaham bell ne.

Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?
When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct

When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch

When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap

In Short

Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->
Agar Bruce Lee Galiyo''n Main Sharab Pee
Ker Ghoomta Tou Log Usay Kia Kehte ????








MAWA LEE ... ;->
Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana

Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma
Ka Khil Khilana

Itni Ho Gayi Ho Tum Purani

Ab To Bas Kardo...



Ladko Ko Patana...
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year!
Happy Birthday my sweetheart
Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.



Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!
Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............






Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........





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