teacher what is

teacher what is


~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"
  

May, 06 2010     130 chars (1 sms)     1962 views       Funny

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Halka haath rakhna aftari haay walima nahin
A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.

Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.

Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"

again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".

But the condition still the same.

The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"
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3. Mai teri dilon izzat karda veere
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5. Tu a na soch ke mai pee ke bol reha
6. Jo marzi keh la tu bhai a apna
7. Tu dass tenu ki chahida mai tenu hune leya ke dina
8. Yaar ajj fer ohdi badi yaad aayi a
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10. Bas ajj ton baad nahi peeni yaar......
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wat wil de white cat say











Don''t think like a philosphr
cat will only say


MEeeaAOOon;-)

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There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...

Obama Became
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Holi
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