hum aur aap

hum aur aap
Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,
Ap husn wale

Hum "DIL" wale,
Ap dolat wale

Hum "SMS" krne wale
OR Ap sirf
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.
.
Free me parh k "MUSKURANEY" waley...!!
  

Aug, 07 2013     143 chars (1 sms)     3558 views       Funny

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100 M Sy
90 Peple Is SMS Ko
Pura Prhy ßina Rpl Krngy

Snd It
2ur Frndz N Check
Hw Many Send
Jtne Paise Milenge Adhe Mere
Who is a psychiatrist?

A person who gives you

an expensive analysis about you,

which ur spouse gives free anywa
ARZ KIYA HAI...
Na zarurat rakho sitaron ki

Na zarurat rakho falto yaaron ki

Bas ek dost maango mere jaisa

Jo waat laga de saaron ki...
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”
Twinkal twinkal little star,

Teri girl friend gyi bazar,

Osko mil gya dosra piyar,

Ab to baith k makhiyan mar.
If U Need Original Tigers

Nail For Ur Chain Locket

Contact Me Immediately








Bcos M Cuttin

My Nails 2moro.

Booking Close Today
Hi cute sweet
Most Graceful the smartest Beautiful person
Pretty Loving caring


AB KHUSH???

Chalo ab tum aram kro dosron ko b pagal banana hai..:-)
''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.

They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.

Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.

They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.

They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.

And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P


Govt ne pehle..
Oil..k rates berha dyay, phir
Aata..phir
Chawal..phir
Cheeni..phir
Sabzi..phir
kuch na mila tou time me 1 hour barha dia..
Ab govt k pas kuch barhanay ko nai raha to
To...
To...
To...
Ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia :)

> > Law Of Love < <

"The Rate Of Change
Of Intensity Of Love Of
A Girl Towards Boy
Is Directly Propotional
To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The
Boy
And
Direction Of This
Love Is Same To As
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank Balance..." ;->


MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?



Student : Wohi jo aaj Pakistan ka hai . :-
Youngistaan se kabristan...
Why to have Pe(psi)stiside drinks? ...

Have a glass of milk to think n act better