hum aur aap

Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,
Ap husn wale

Hum "DIL" wale,
Ap dolat wale

Hum "SMS" krne wale
OR Ap sirf
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Free me parh k "MUSKURANEY" waley...!!

Aug, 07 2013 143 chars (1 sms) 2942 views Funny

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"Ek idea jo badl de apki duniya..............:P
Agar lyf me kabhi aapse koi mistake ho jaye...
To 2 min. apni aankhen band karke...
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socho k...
Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye.............................:P:p

You Can Impress Everybody By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence And If That''s Not Enough

You Can Impress Everybody

By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence

And If That''s Not Enough

Tell Them

You Are

My Friend ... ;->

op 8 Reasons

op 8 Reasons
Why Someone Wants
To Be A Doctor ...

1- I Hate 2 Sleep
2- I Lyk 2 Stay In Study 4ever
3- Nobody Can Read My Hand Writing
4- My Father Has Extra Money
5- I''ve Njoyed My Life Enuf
6- I Can''t Live Widout Tension
7- I Wana Pay 4 My Sin In Dis Wrld
8- I Dun Wana Marry B4 35 yrs ... ;->

Women have a passion for mathematics.

Women have a passion for mathematics.

They divide their age in half,
Double the price of their clothes,
And
Always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.... ;->

Bite the neck gently

Bite the neck gently,
chew the breast softly,
Spreads the legs lostly,
And suck the juice excitely,

Thats the way to Eat........... Guess what ?:)
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Thats the way to eat TANDOORI CHICKEN yaar...:)

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Height of Bindaasness..

Height of Bindaasness..
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Keep reminder in ur mobile that says,..
"Exams start today, Attend it!"

Tere Naal Dosti

Tere Naal Dosti Aakhri Sah Tak Nibawange

Tere Pairan Thalle Assi Ta Talliyaan Tikaawange

Jado Marzi Parakh Lai Mere Dosti Nu

Teri Mashook Assi Phasavange. . . ;->

ek pathan mobile company

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:

1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.

Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.

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Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)

NOTHING COMES FREE OF COST

NOTHING COMES FREE OF COST
IN THIS WORLD INCLUDING MY MESSAGE.
SO I HAVE DECIDED TO CHARGE FOR MY MESSAGE
AND THE PRICE IS
"YOUR SMILE"

pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le

1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:

Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.

aaap main say har ko

Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.

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