hum aur aap

hum aur aap
Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,
Ap husn wale

Hum "DIL" wale,
Ap dolat wale

Hum "SMS" krne wale
OR Ap sirf
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Free me parh k "MUSKURANEY" waley...!!
  

Aug, 07 2013     143 chars (1 sms)     2911 views       Funny

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Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola


LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No




Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit








































PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->
BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"


GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaaaa?



BOY: Achi film hai na..!


GIRL : Kuttay k bachay..!



BOY: Whaaaaaaaaaat????



GIRL: Kitnay cute hotay hain na....
Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???

Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
Santa Lost His Cheque Book

Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ...

Santa:
Oye, I''m Not A Fool,
I Have Already Signed
All Cheques ... ;->
Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
Teacher: "U R Late Today.

School 7 Bajay Lag Jata Hai,

Aur Tum Ab Arahe Ho ?"

Student: Sir Aap Meri Fikar Na

Kiya Karein,

School Shuru Karwa Diya Karein.
Sardar Jii Tuwanu Kadi Kissi Naal Pyar Nai Hoya . . .? ? ?

Sardar Jii: Yaar Hoya Te Hai
Lekin O Mandi Hii Nahi
Bus Ena Kendi Ae ''''I Love U''''
Pata Nai Ullu Da Patha ''''U'''' Kon Hai . . . ;->


Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
I Know
U R Sweet
U R Caring
U R Artist
U R Kind
U R Intelligent
U R Attractive
U R Smart

BUT. .
Thorra Aur IMPROVE Karo Tabhi MERE Jaisey Ban Sakte Ho:-
Hijr K Azabo''n Se Darr Lagta Hai

Mujhe Apne Hii Khwabo''n Se Darr Lagta Hai

Kal Hii Tum Ne Ek Banda Maar Dia

Zaalim mJhe Tumhari ''''JURRABO''N'''' Se Darr Lagta Hai ;->
Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ?
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Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.
HamArE FLAG mEi
Green CoLour MeAnz
"MusLiMz"

White CoLour MeAnz
"AmAn"

LeKiN

Phir B HamArE MuLk mEi AmAn nhi Hy

Q

K

AmAn k AndAr

"DandA"

jo DaLa huA hy. . . ;-