hum aur aap

Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,
Ap husn wale

Hum "DIL" wale,
Ap dolat wale

Hum "SMS" krne wale
OR Ap sirf
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.
.
Free me parh k "MUSKURANEY" waley...!!

Aug, 07 2013 143 chars (1 sms) 2944 views Funny

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Man To A Lady In A Crowded Bazar:

Man To A Lady In A Crowded Bazar:

"L''ve Lost My Wife.Will U Plz Talk
To Me For A Few Minutes"

Lady:Y?

Man:"Whenever L Talk To Ladies
She Appears From Somewhere"

What''s Te Difference Between

What''s Te Difference Between Poison And Alcohol ... ???

If U Drink Alcohol

U Will Dance Around People

If U Drink Poison

People Will Dance Around You ;->

On Television

Which Is The Safest Way To See A Shark?

On Television

''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan

''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan

Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga Pathan

Hai Waada Agar Saath Den Sub to

Chand pe Bhi NASWAR ki Dukaan Lagaye Ga Pathan. :-)''

Insan ki 4Maa h0ti hn:

Insan ki 4Maa h0ti hn:
1 jis ne paida kia
1 jis ne prhaya
1 sasu ma
1 w0 jis k bare main ami kehti hain,
"A Rati 2 vajay kehri maa nal Gl''lan karda a.

What A Dialogue!! :D

Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??

Girl replied:
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Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!! :d

What''s The Vector Form Of Sridevi. . . ?

What''s The Vector Form Of Sridevi. . . ?

ANS : - TABU!!!!

Confused. . . ?

Why. . . ?

Ok I''l Tell U. . .

Because.

Sridevi Did CHANDNI & Tabu Did CHANDNI BAR . . . ;->

Nahi PLZ

Nahi PLZ

Neechy Mat Jao na

Kuch Ho Jaye Ga

PLZ

Dekho Mat Karo

Maan Jao Na PLZ

Warna

...Ho Jaye Ga

PLZ Mat Jao

Aaah

Dekha

Ho Gaya Na

SMS Khatam...;>

Career is like a light

Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.

And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!

1 adm ne pathan se

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?

Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai

Press down if you think you are MAD,

Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P

1Admi Dosto

1Admi Dosto Ki Mehfil SE Raat Late Ghr Gya
Dosto Ne Pucha K Bivi Ne Kuch Kaha To Nai
Admi Bola Naì Kuch Khas Naì BS YE
2Dant To Mai Wesay ß Niklwane Wala Tha

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