President Bush and President Musharaff were flying in a plane and Bush says: If i drop a billion dollars here i''ll make a million ppl happy. Musharraf says: If i drop my uniform i''ll make my whole country happy.
The Captain of the plane says: If i drop this plane i''ll make the whole world happy... :P
A man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai.
