hum aur aap

hum aur aap
Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,
Ap husn wale

Hum "DIL" wale,
Ap dolat wale

Hum "SMS" krne wale
OR Ap sirf
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Free me parh k "MUSKURANEY" waley...!!
  

Aug, 07 2013     143 chars (1 sms)     3721 views       Funny

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1 Pakistani Dosray Se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?"

2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na"

1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge"

2nd: :Wo Kaise"

1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..
Q: Agar William Shakespeare Hyderabad me paida hua hota to uska kya naam hota?
Socho Socho…..
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Ans: Wali Miya Sheikh Peer…
Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai

Wo Aisay bachai k

Fakeer Ko Pucha ,1000 Ka Note Dun to Kya Karega ?

Wo Bola Khushi Se Mar Jao ga

Mene Kaha Ja Nahi Deta ..!!

Husband & Wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN SE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"

Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->


Biwi Shohar Se
"Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"

Shohar:
"Mene Tumhei''n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k
Mujhy Shaadi Shuda
Larkio''n Main Koi
Dil-chaspi Nahi .." ;->
Situation
Befor marriage:
rose are red
sky is blue
i luv one, dat is u...
After marriage:
roses are dead i hav flu,
don''t come near,
prray murr tu .->

If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?









Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!
Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a.
Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.
"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"

Band kro ye star plus k show
"Haaran do rastaa lo"

Wo waj gya ik car sy
"daikh mgr pyaar say"

Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia
"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia
Dog:Where are you going?

Ant:My rakhi brother the elephant has met with an accident.

Since we have the same blood group,

I am going to donate some blood for him.
1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!


A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
Question paper in year 2020:

Q.1
Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.

Q.2
How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.

Q.3
Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.

Q.4
In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.

Q.5
Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.

Q.6
Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->