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hum aur aap
hum aur aap
Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,
Ap husn wale
Hum "DIL" wale,
Ap dolat wale
Hum "SMS" krne wale
OR Ap sirf
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Free me parh k "MUSKURANEY" waley...!!
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golden words tum
Golden Words:
Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat
Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!
< Asif Ali Zardari >
: aap ka beta kya karta hai
Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?
Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,
Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA... =P ;->
1 Aadmi Baba g Se
1 Aadmi Baba g Se: Main America Jana Chahta Hoon Magar Kaam nahi Banta . . .
Baba Says: Subha Suraj Nikalne K Baad 3 Tasbeeh ''''AL-QAIDA'''' Parha Karo
America Wale Khud Le Jayenge . . . ;->
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_I __I_
apka SMS laane k liye apna pvt. helicopter Bhej Raha Hu
Ab to KANJUSI chod do
plz''
Sumtime U Miss Me
Sumtime U Miss Me. Most of the times I Do
Sumtime U Hurt me. Most of the times I Do
Sumtime U Sms Me. Most of the times I Do
Sumtime U meet me, Datz the only thing " I alwayz Want "
Keeeeeeeeep In toucH Beta
''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:
''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:
Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho!
Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!''
''A mathmatical question!
''A mathmatical question!
36 + 30 + 38 =???
Ans?
104
no yar
once again
36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi
confused???
Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
"I f O u r C o n s t i t u t i o n
"I f
O u r
C o n s t i t u t i o n
A l l o w s
U s
F r e e
S p e e c h
Than
W h y
A r e
T h e r e
P h o n e
B i l l s ..." :=O ;->
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
Kaha Gayab Ho Gaye Ho Saray ...
Kaha Gayab Ho Gaye Ho Saray ...
Koi Sms Koi Bhi Nahi Karta
.... .... .... .... .... .... .... ....
Cyber Crime Ordinance Abe Lagoo Nae Howa :S
things to remember
Things To Remember
In Life ...
"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"
And
"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->
''Height Of Kanjusi . . .
''Height Of Kanjusi . . .
Searching For second Hand Tata Nano Car. . .
That too with gas kit...!!!''
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