hum aur aap

hum aur aap
Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,
Ap husn wale

Hum "DIL" wale,
Ap dolat wale

Hum "SMS" krne wale
OR Ap sirf
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Free me parh k "MUSKURANEY" waley...!!
  

Aug, 07 2013     143 chars (1 sms)     3399 views       Funny

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A

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

"not interested"

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?


Think...




No?



A: Because you can''t bury them in the sky!
Pakistan Ka Qaumi Phal
Sabr Ka Phal



Qaumi Libaas
Kala Coat



Qaumi Khel
Muzakarat



Qaumi Dua
Ya Allah Light Aa Jaye ... ;->
Mother : How Was Your First Day At School . . . ? ? ?

Son : It Was All Right Except For Some Men Called "TEACHER"
Who Kept Spoiling All Our Fun . . . ;->


Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li


Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??


Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)
Sub se slow baat karne ka guines world record kiske pas hy..?



Socho.









Or socho.






Ni pta.?.




"ALTAF BHAI."

1 min mei sirf 3 word bolta hy ;->
A Sardar Reads On the front side of the girl T-shirt written
" Handle With Care "
Next day sardar wears jeans written on
" CANDLE WITH HAIR "
Ek pal me bhula diya hamko, ek pal me juda ho gaye, abhi to mere
saath the, abhi na jane kahan kho gaye, kahi soh to nahi gaye?
Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE

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Do U Know My Love Story..






















INTERVAL















The End!!
Full Of Suspense!!

Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study Because....

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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.

Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)
Sardar was traveling in train

A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t get up

Sardar complained to the Railway Officer

THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.