hum aur aap

hum aur aap
Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,
Ap husn wale

Hum "DIL" wale,
Ap dolat wale

Hum "SMS" krne wale
OR Ap sirf
.
.
.
Free me parh k "MUSKURANEY" waley...!!
  

Aug, 07 2013     143 chars (1 sms)     3191 views       Funny

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Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"

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Jaane Kahan Me Kidhar Chupa...


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