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May, 24 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2061 views       Funny

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iqbal qureshi ptv news karachi..
Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.


Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”

Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,


2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .
mere marne ke baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
mere marne k baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
wo khidki pei aai aur boli
SALA YEI BHI TAPAK GAYA
What is common between
Zindagi ka Safar & women?















Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. :-D
''Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
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Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....''
Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?

Because out of Population of 16 Crore ...

-4 crore retired.
-2 Crore in State Govt.
-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work)
-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan)
-2 crore are under 5 yrs.
-3 crore are unemployed.
-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals.
-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail.

- REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME..

- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS..

- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE.....
1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

Driver: Kaha jana hai?

Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do
Ach''hon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Ach''he Ho.
Sach''chon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Sache Ho.
Maine Us Se Kaha Mujhe Tum Se Mohobat Hai.
Us Ne Kaha Sharm Karo Abhi Tum Bache Ho)~