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Tip Of The Day:
Tip Of The Day:
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
U Kno Y?
WhenEver U Face Any Problem
Just C Ur Pic
& Say 3 Times;
"If i Can FaceThis,
i Can Face AnyThing!
2 pyaz , 3 lahsan ,
2 pyaz , 3 lahsan , 5 gm jeera , 3 kali mirch , 2 spoon namak , 4 spoon oil , 1 cup water aur thoda hara dhania . Pata hai me kia bana rahe hun. . .Tumhe ullu
''Yeh Jo Hath Me
''Yeh Jo
Hath Me
4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na
Yeh Sirf Msg
Receive Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai
Iss Se Msg
Send Bhi Hote Hai,
Try krke dekho
Its possible''
A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape
A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape
Father Angrily Asks: What Is This......?
Kid Replies: Star Khattam Ho Gaye Thay To Teacher Ne Planet Dene Shroo Ker Diye.....:)
Accounts k student ki gaali:-
Accounts k student ki gaali:-
Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,
tu paida kion howa ?
ek pathan bandoq le kar
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.
Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)
humnain us ki doli sajae hai
Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!
Only true friends stand by u
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
New Degrees Of "DOG
New Degrees Of
"DOG"
DOG, DOGER, DOGEST ...
Congratulations To
Justice Justice
Abdul Hameed "Doger"
For Achieving 2nd Degree
Of DOG ...
Father to Son: s
Father to Son: samney ghar wali larki ko dekh............. har exam mein first aati hai
Son: Dad.............! usi ko tu dekhta raha, isiliye tu fail hogya hoon... ;->
Plz Ignore Mat Kerna.
Plz Ignore Mat Kerna. 0321-6307893
Ye No:100 Khobsurt Or Cute Girls Ko Send Kero
Inshallah Apko 10 Din K Andar 1 Achi
Or
Khobsurt Bhabhi Milay Gi Pakka.
Tumse shadi kar k
Husband:Tumse shadi kar k mujhe ek baat ka to fayida huwa,
Wife:Konsa ?
Husband:Mujhe apne saarey gunaahon ki saza dunya mein hi mil gayi.
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