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May, 24 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2852 views       Funny

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My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst

DOLL''S

is missng.
dikhe to batana..
Whats the name of the girl who is small and has a small heart ??



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'' Asha ''


---- dil hai chota sa... choti se asha...... ;->
Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''

One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the tube again''
Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.

I chew them regularly to stay fit"

-Shahid Afridi
Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?



Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;-P
AaiNdA,







Se,









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SenD,









KarNE ki koshish karna,
Nargis ne ek school mai urdu teaching start ki aur 1st day hi us ko nikal diya
Nargis to students: parho
Alif, bay, pay, tay
way gujra way way gujra way.


Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack!

Paida Hua Zardari Tou
Shaitaan Ne Kaha

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Lo Aaj Hum Bhi
Sahib-e-Aulaad Ho Gaye

;->
Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do


Faraz


.
Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->
Aik tah billa























































Bas aik he tah or nahi
"hai"
Teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher

Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->