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''WARNING ! ! !
''WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''
A health forum
A health forum
speaker askd: ''Wh8
food causes the most
suffering for years
after eating it?''
After a long silence,
An old man answered:
''A Wedding Cake'' ;->
Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to
Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to nervous hota hy
Ahista se dalo tou phisal k pura andar chala jata hy
phir ajeeb-o-Gharib awazein aane lagti hy
Lekin tum bilkul na Ghabrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak apki Money nhi nikal ati
phir apna
ATM CARD
machine se nikal lena!
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LIGHTS
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AIK BAAT BATAO
PEHLEY APNA MOU DHOKAR AA PHR TAKE 3 LEY
don ki car se cheeni nikaalna
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___/_DON_\___
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DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna,
Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai.
Kyon?
Kyon K
Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai. :-)
On airport 3 mOn airport 3 menen
On airport 3 men were wating 4 their sons
Hindu:
Hamare amirzade ne ana hai.
Muslim:
Hamare navabzade ne ana hai.
Sardar:
saaday v haramzade ne ana a.
Wife saw sign board.
Wife saw sign board. Banarasi saree 10 Rs.Nylon saree 8/- Cotton saree 5/-
Wife:give me 500 Rs.I''ll buy50 sarees.
Hsbnd=Andhi, istri ki dukan hai
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.
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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)
mera naam bol kar soya karo,
mera naam bol kar soya karo,
apney aaamal tol kar soya karo,
aur pard jaye gha machchar kabhi na kabhi,
issi aas par apna moonh khol kar soya karo
[bWen things go wrong,
[bWen things go wrong,
Wen sadnes fills ur Heart,
Wen tears flow in ur eyes,
Always say these words....
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A ganpat chal daru la!
Tamam bewaqufon ko
Tamam bewaqufon ko ittela di jati hy...
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Tum to aise dekh rhe ho jese ye ittela tumhare liye ho
Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen
Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi
Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To
Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)
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