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May, 24 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2575 views       Funny

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A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
when ur life is in darkness''pray to God and ask him to free u from darkness and if after u prayed and u r still in darkness pay ur ELECTRIC BILL
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?


Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??


An unmarried girl''s request:
Is msg ko itna phela den k ye hamare hone waley HUSBAND tk pohnch jaye

"Kahan hein ap?
Kab ain gey?
Apni ami ko jaldi bhejein.
Mene or nahi parhna.":-(
plz fwd!:-P
When Words r not enough,
To express your feelings,
Dont think u r in love,
You just need to ..































Join

English Course. . . ;->
I Love You!


I realy Love You


I Love You More than Anything in the world



Yehi Kehna chatha Tha Majno Apni Laila Se Par Bicharay Ko English nahi Ati thi afsos
Khudi ko kar nalaik itna ke book kholne se pehle



Us ka page page tuj se khud poche puttar tabiyat te thek ae na.
What Do You Call A Crow Which Is Very Rich??
















Crow-Pati (Crore Pati)
A guy frm my College...
In Physics Lab

"Go here, Stand There..."....!!
Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz






Ye public toilet mein kundi kyun nahi hoti...??
Shadi Krna Or Krwana IsLaMi FarEzA Hai


Main (Shadiaan)
kRtA HOn,
Tum
(Meri Shadiaan)
Krwatay jAo.

Aao MiL K iS IsLaMI FaREzay kO
PoRa kRAin
yeh tha bada bhari..


marie se nahi banta khari....




char payyo pe chalti hain lori[truck]






ab tu jake karle ghade ki savari....;->