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Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
MACHAR falls in ,Lady takes it out.
Machar Says MAA!
Lady asks why did u cal me MAA?
Machar says" Main teri COKE se nika hoon"
Kisi Unknown Number se Miss Call
Kisi Unknown Number se Miss Call Ya Call Aaye to...
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Receive Kar Lena,
Ho Sakta Hai,
Tumharay Kisi Jannay Waly Ne Apna No Change Kar Liya Ho. :-)
Hum Aaye Humne Khola Humne Nikala Humne Dala
Hum Aaye
Humne Khola
Humne Nikala
Humne Dala
Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya
OR Aap Nikaal kar kharay hi rahe
Kyun k aapko Daalna nahi ata Tha...
A.T.M CARD
DoNo EyEs pE, DoNo CheEkS pE,
DoNo EyEs pE,
DoNo CheEkS pE,
D0 bAr LipS pE,
Ek bAr nECk pE,
D0 bAr nECk sE zArA NeEChE,
SoNe sE pEhLe,
MoSpaiL zAr00r LagANA... ;->
Aik janaza dekh kar larki muskurae
Aik janaza dekh kar larki
muskurae,
Aik bazurg bole beti jawan mout par muskaraya nae krte,
Larkhi:baba kya karo wada kiya tha jb b milenge muskura ke milenge.
Sardar aur us ka dost
Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.
Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.
Whats The Difference Between Compelete & Finished ?
Whats The Difference Between Compelete & Finished ?
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If U R Find Gud Wife U R Compelete
Otherwise U r Finished .!!
80% Of The Final
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
The Lectures You Missed
And
The Books You Didn''t Read ... ;->
How True ...
Mother Independance
Mother
Independance
Father
Or
Valentine,
DAYS K Baad. .
Bus Isi Paap Ka Suwikar Karta Hun,
Admi Hun Admi Se Pyar Krta Hun.
Happy Khan''s Day.;-)
Husband:u will never succeed
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIEND
EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIENDS;
1. TOO MANY QUESTIONS.
2. DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.
3. MORE EXPLANATION IS NEEDED.
4. RESULT IS ALWAYS FAIL!
Wife:-I will die.
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
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