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2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten

2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten
kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek aam{mango}
girta hy..
pehla pathan 2srey se ye aam kese gira?
aam khud hath jorr kr answr deta hy
k saalo pak gya hon
mei tum logo ki baten sun kr... ;->

Lawyer 2 sardar:

Lawyer 2 sardar: Gita pe hath rkh k kho k jo b khogay sch sch khogay..

Sardar ji: Sita pe hath rkha tha to court bulalia..ab Gita pe...;-)

Santa Ko Ek Bar

Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”

Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.

Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“

I Feel u Every Day

I Feel u Every Day

I Miss U Every Day

I Enjoy U Every Day

I Love U Every Day

Because

“Every Day”
Is The Best Milk For Tea . . . ;->

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Young Man 2 Taxi Driver:
Bhai Speed Slow Kro
Mre 12 Chote Chote Bche Hain..

Taxi Driver:
Apni Speed Dekhi He.
=P:)

JUB Bhi Aap ki yaad Aaye gi

JUB Bhi Aap ki yaad Aaye gi

Aap k mobile Par hamare sms ki Baraat Aaye Gi

Sms To hum Aap Ko kar Dein Gey

Lekin Us k Paisey Deney Kya Aap Ki Saas Aaye Gi?

_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_

_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_

A n y b o d y
C a n
Q u i t
S m o k i n g

B u t

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M a n
T o
F i g h t
L u n g
C a n c e r ...

Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

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Uff Toba..! ! !
Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!!

Never Mind People. . .

Never Mind People. . .

When They Say U''re Mad

B''coz
They Always Mean To Say You

M = Make

A = A

D= Difference. . .

Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?

Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?

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Ans. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.

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mujhe pata tha pura parhey bina
tujhe Sukoon thori aaey ga le mar

"Z"

SMS ek bimari hai jo

SMS ek bimari hai jo waqt ko barbad kar rahi hai

Aao mil k kasam khaye k is bimari ko khatam kar dein ge.

Ek Call rooz app karo

baki MISS CALL hum kar dein ge

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