Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga
Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga

Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost

Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->
  

May, 13 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2351 views       Funny

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IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,



















Rs.3O/=
Koshish karien k woh SMS bheja karain jo hamien pasand hoon..
ab aap hamari pasand poochien gay..
To hamien EASY LOAD walay SMS bht pasand hain.


Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua,
Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
''Heer: Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Hogai, Ruswa Hogai...!!


Raanjha: To Main Konsa UBL main Manager Lag Gaya Hun...''
Thief with knife:Tera paisa nikal.!
Man:Do u know who I am?
I''m P.Chidambaram the FinanceMinister
Thief:Acchha???To phir MERA paisa nikal
Ek Larka Apne Papa Se:

Papa Me Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarha

Papa: Kute Deya Putra O Teriyan Phuphian Sann.
BEER Is Now

Cheaper

Than PETROL!




"DRINK"







Don''t DRIVE
Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...

Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?

Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !

Pehle Bacho''n Ko Daily School Jana Parta Tha


Lekin Ab KhudKash Dhamake Aur Leaderz Ki Amwaat Ki Waja Se

School Band Rehte Hyn . . .

Farq Tou Para Hy

Bache Bache Ka Naara


"Geo Musharaf" ;->

Larki Waley : Aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???


Larke Ki Maa





Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->
A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".
The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->