Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga

Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost

Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->

May, 13 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 2515 views Funny

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NURSE kept SARDAR’S

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

the best way to re

The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...

"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

BaThRooM SoNgS:

BaThRooM SoNgS:

LooSe MoTioN: RuK RuK RuK ArAy BaBa RuK!

QaBz: EK bAr Aja Aja Aja Aja Aaa Jaa!

GaS TrOubLe: HaWa HaWa E HaWa KhUsHbU LuTa De.. :-

Aaj ek din aur jee lo

Aaj ek din aur jee lo
Aaj ek khuwaab aur dehk lo
Aaj ek Dua aur maang lo
.
.
Aaj ek sms aur karlo
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.
kia pathaa...
kal balance ho na ho!!.....

''Barray Zalim Hain Teri Gali K Bachay Faraz.

''Barray Zalim Hain Teri Gali K Bachay Faraz.

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.
.

Kutta Peechay Laga K Kehte Hain.

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.

Aazma Luck Aazma
Apni Qismat Ki Baazi, Azma. :-)''

Is sard mosam me tumhara sath ho

Is sard mosam me
tumhara sath ho

Garm bister me kambal orhe tum milo!

Mere hont tumhe chune ko tarsen

Kash esa kabi ehsas ho!

I LOVE U

"TAPAL CHAYE"

APKI BATAIN...

APKI BATAIN...

APKI BOLI...

APKA STYLE...

APKA CHALNA...

APKI SMILE...

APKA SHARMANA...

APKI ADAA...

.........UUUFFFFFF ALLAH..........

KOI AIK CHIZ THU THIK HO...

a man loves his s

A man loves

his sweetheart the most,

his wife the best,

but his mother the longest.

an economist is a

An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon With
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
Who Operates
Beautifully On The
Dead And Tortures
Living ... ;->

ever notice that even the busiest

S t r a n g e

Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->

The Company Of

The Company Of
Gud Ppl Is Like The Shop
Of Perfume
Wethr U Have Bought
Or Not
U''ll Receive A Lot Of Gud
Fragnance

So Dun Lose Me ... ;->

after a striving mov

After a striving movement of 25 years.

MQM chairman ALTAF HUSSAIN has completed his first book.

Book available on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also

Book Name :

"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D

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Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

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