"LOVE"

"LOVE"
In France is a Comedy,
In England a Trgedy
In Italy
a Wonder,
In Germany
a Drama,
But
In Pakistan
National game
Hai sub khelo...

May, 25 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 3313 views Funny

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once chhakka

Once "Chhakka"

Goes To A

"Raymonds Showroom"

Guess Y?

2 Become A COMPLETE MAN

aaj raat chandani hai,

aaj raat chandani hai,

kal raat b shayad ho

packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->

New style of proposing a girl.

New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets make them brother n sister

teri dosti main deewane ho gaye

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

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Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!

wese tusi na.....

wese tusi na.....
Tusi
baray
cute,
smart,
intellegent,
nice,
loving,
caring,
dashing,
adorable,
marveellous,
attractive,
friendly,
or lovely
banday ka
msg parh
rahay ho!!!:)

Aik BaaR Do BaaR

Aik BaaR

Do BaaR

TeeN BaaR

ChaaR BaaR

BaaR BaaR

HaR BaaR

YaHi

AaS ReHti Hay.

K

SMS

Kb BejHo gAy.

Swimming pool me 6

Swimming pool me 6 bachon ne jump mari or swimming pool ka sara pani gaib! Why??

Kion k new pamper ab pehle se bhi ziada jazb karta hai! :);-)

KBC ME SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.

KBC ME SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.
WORLD KA SABSE BADA ULLU KON HAI?
MENE 1 CRORE RS. THUKRA DIYE,
LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA

Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .

Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .

Dark ;-> Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .

Dark ;->

hey wat do u call

hey wat do u call d Gal who Pushes her Father ..???
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PUSH-PA

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