Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo aurat: kesay? Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho! Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"
Friend 2 pathan.
Yaar Aaj tumhara mobile bohat baj raha hai kheriyat to hey na.
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Pathan:
O nahin yaara aaj ghalti sey main apni behan ka mobile ley aaya hu
Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.
Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to Dil ki sunno ............. Waha say bhi jawab na aae to .... Ankhain band kar ke . socho . . ke . . ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?
