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Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
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Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?
Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.
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May, 14 2010
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You are a DOG
You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai
When Ever You Are
When Ever You Are Surrounded By Disappointment And Couldnt Find Any Hope Then Remember
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Pio Cocacola Aur Karo
Bb R R R R R R R R R R R R R R.
A bOy lOst In The mAll
A bOy lOst In The mAll
Started Shouting
F
F
F
F
F
WHY??
BCOZ
NEWTONS LAW OF MOTION
F=MA
SO HE WAS SHOUTING
MA
MA
MA
MA
MA
Girls in diff languages
Girls in diff languages
Arabi=hurma
Irani= dosheza
French=fure
Hindi=kania
Italian=amito
Maxican=monaro
German=amisa
In our sindh?
Haedi wah ji chhori aa,
2 men were talking!
2 men were talking!
1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.
2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->
''Udhar aap majboor
''Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hain!
Baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho,
Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain!''
Tera hona zarori tha na
Tera hona zarori tha na
hona b zarori tha na
Kisi b yad ka hasti me
hona b zarori tha
Kaha tak suchte rehte ise sham e gariba me Thakan inti
safar ki thi k sona b zarori tha ;.->?
Hijr K Azabo''n Se Darr Lagta Hai
Hijr K Azabo''n Se Darr Lagta Hai
Mujhe Apne Hii Khwabo''n Se Darr Lagta Hai
Kal Hii Tum Ne Ek Banda Maar Dia
Zaalim mJhe Tumhari ''''JURRABO''N'''' Se Darr Lagta Hai ;->
Sincere Apology:
Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate,
feel free to..... throw ur mobile!!
One persn asks to another
One persn asks to another
bhai yeh khushi kya hoti hai..?
second person replies..p
ata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.
FILM; "Destroy Pakistan "
FILM;
"Destroy Pakistan "
Hero:
President Bush
Co Hero:
Mushraf
Herion:
Condlisa Rise
Villan:
Osama bin laden
Scripted in:
USA
Pakistan
Character Actors:
N Shrif,Qazi,Imran,
Amin Fahim
Friendly y Apperance:
SAUDI king
Comedien:
sheikh Rashid
Suporting Actor:
Hamiid Karzai,
Molana Fazal-ur-Rehmn
Baghat aur bagawan
Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de.
Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.
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