Zindagi K MUSHKIL Aur DUSHWAR

Zindagi K MUSHKIL Aur DUSHWAR
Zindagi K
MUSHKIL
Aur
DUSHWAR
Raaston Par
Kon Aap Ka
Saath Nibhata Hai ?
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Aap Ka Dost ?
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Ya Aap Ka Humsafar
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G Nahi

Sirf Aur Sirf







Aap Ki








CHAPPAL . . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     252 chars (2 sms)     2022 views       Funny

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he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.

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he couldnt be everywhere
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He rushed over and started handing out
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Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
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Bandy Da Puttar Ban.

Nargis Da Na Ban. :-)
Ek Larki Kisi K Saath
Bhaag Gai


Ek Larki Ko Kuch
Ghunday Utha Kr Le
Gaye


Ek Larki Apne
Shohar Se Larne
K Baad Apne Ghar
Aa Gai


Ek Larki Apni Saas k
Haatho''n Zulm Ka
Nishana Bani



El Larki Chhat Se Giri
Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai



















EXPRESS NEWS

Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->
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Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
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Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty.

Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.
Why Do Gals Act Like Idiots ????







Who Says They Are Acting?

Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...


Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old