Interviewer to Millionaire:

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire. . . ;->

May, 20 2010 256 chars (2 sms) 2306 views Funny

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Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...

Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya

Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.

What?

A long married couple

A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"

Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.

ek teacher se puchha

ek teacher se puchha gaya ki wo apne bachho ko kya padhate hai?
teacher ne bade aaram se ans diya-
pahle to mai unhe batata hu ki mai kya batyane wala hu,
fir jo batana hota hai mai unhe bata deta hu,
or ant me,mai unhe ye batata hu ki maine unhe kya bataya hai

1st girl- my dog is

1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he takes newpaper from newpaper boy nd brings it to me.
2nd girl- I know.
1st girl- how?
2nd girl- my dog told me!!

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MEZBAN:Lassi aap peete Nahi, chaey ham Pilate nahi, Roti ka time nahi,Botal ka mosam nai,
Ab btayn kia khidmat karen?
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MEHMAN:Easy load h kerwa do

honda city mei bethn

Honda City mei bethna mujy acha nahi lagta papPu...

Bus mei larkion k saath jany ka maza he kuch or hai... ;->

wHicH iS SwEeteSt tRee iN tHe wOrlD....?

wHicH iS SwEeteSt tRee iN tHe wOrlD....?
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think

think
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Pastry ;):)

GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA??

GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA??

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3 Rupay may un limited sms ... =P

usne mujhe ye keh kar chhor diya humayun

Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya HumAyuN

Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.

Aur

Tum Online Aate Ho
12 Baje k Baad. :-(

''News: 3 Chimps

''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''

''Memon ka beta: abbu 2 Rps do na

''Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

LIBRA SUNAAR''

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