Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green andone is blue with red spots!Kirk : Yes it''s really strange. I''ve got another pair of the same at home.
A Student Was Asked 2 Write a Signboard 4 da trafic Rules Near a College Campus
He Wrote : " Drive Carefully ! Dont Kill The Students , Wait For The Teachers "
1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)
