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Apna hath apne sar pe phairen!
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Apna hath apne sar pe phairen!
Apna hath apne sar pe phairen!
Apna hath apne sar pe
phairen!
Aik bar phir phairen
Dobra phairen
Chalen 1 bar phir
Ab to aap ko yaqin ho
gya ho ga k...
"GADHEY K SAR PE SEENG
NAHI HOTEY..->
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May, 19 2010
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aik intahaee educati
Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...
Honthon Pe Hai Lipstick Aur Naina Kajal Se Lais,
Neutralization Is The Reaction Of Acid With Base... =P ;->
Agar manzil ko pana hai
Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna
5 frogs r sitting on a log.
5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
?
?
?
?
Still 5 left..
Moral:
There''s a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:
( SHORTEST JOKE )
( SHORTEST JOKE )
Fan 2 FIlmstar Meera: " HAPPY BIRTHDAY "
Meera : " SAME TO YOU "
Friends Are like
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
To Us K Parents Poochte hain...
Kaun Tha Wo Kameena!
Agar Larkey Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....
Kameenay Kya Nasha Kar k Aaya hai !
MORAL !!!
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.
.
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ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkey Ko...
KAMEENA Hamesha Larka hi hota hai...
GEO KAMEEENO...
''Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
''Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Memon Boss 2 worker:
Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat Se kam Kia,islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam Karogeto agle Sal ispar sign kardunga
Message pe message bhejte ho,
Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!
if you keep your
If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...
You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->
PREDICTION:
PREDICTION: After the death of Imran Hashmi , wat will be written on his grave ?
Do NOT disturb Sony day salay ko pehli bar akeela so raha ha
Can v do romance in
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I''m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
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