Apna hath apne sar pe phairen!

Apna hath apne sar pe
phairen!

Aik bar phir phairen

Dobra phairen

Chalen 1 bar phir

Ab to aap ko yaqin ho
gya ho ga k...

"GADHEY K SAR PE SEENG
NAHI HOTEY..->

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INSHA ALLAH

Balance Khatam Ho jaye
Ga mager bakhshya tussi
fair vi nahi jana,>

MUNNA BHAI:

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

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1 pathan apna samaa

1 Pathan Apna
Samaan Bag Me Bhar k
GEO k Office Pohanch
Gaya Aur Poocha:
"Wo Baji Kahan Hy Jo
Khabro''n k Beech Me
Kehti Hy Humare Saath
Rahiye Ga"
Hum Us k Saath
Rehne Aaya Hoon.. ;->

Khaufnaak Andheri

Khaufnaak Andheri raat ke sannatay mey aik Bhoot dosray ko samjha raha tha:
Bhai,ghabra mat ye sab teray dimag ka waham hai, PATHAN-WATHAN khuch nahi hotay

Khawateen O Hazraat!

Khawateen O Hazraat!
Roza Iftar Kr Lijiye.. Aftari Ka Waqt Ho Gya Hai.
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From: All Pakistan Chiri Roza Association;-)

baqi sab da fittay mooonh

You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?

Shair Arz Kia Hai

EK Main Aur EK Tu.

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Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)

It Was Asked In A Paper . . .

It Was Asked In A Paper . . .
What Is POLITICS For . . . ???

A Student Answered It . . .
POLITICS is a Combination of
POLI = Many
&
TICS = Bloodsuckers. . .
Baqi Aap Khud Samajhdar Ho . . . ;->

students are very bright

Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)

mubarak ho yaar tujhe

Mubarak Ho Yaar Tujhe. . .

Mazay Kar Mazay. . .

Khush Hai Han. . .

Hoga He Yaar. . .

Eik Din Aur Jo Mil Gaya Tujhe Azadi Ka. . . ;->

jahaz tofan me ghir

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?

A man raisd hand

CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->

Aap ka roz subha ko

Aap ka roz subha ko

Hamare ghar aana

Kabhi ghanti bajana

Kabhi darwaza khat khatana

Kabhi pyar se bolna

kabhi ghusey se chillana k

"Ghar Walo"

"Kachra Dey Do" ;->

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