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You r a dog.
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You r a dog.
You r a dog.
You r a dog.
kiyon bura kaga na???
tarr bura mat mano
Dog means
O=of
G=Girls
Now u r smilling
Haans raha hai
Kutta kahin ka!...->
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Nokrani
Nokrani:Saahib,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.
Saahib:Tujhe kaise pata chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?
Nokrani:(Sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha Kameena ghar pe hai ?
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
And
I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
Aadat Or Ada Me
Aadat Or Ada Me Ye Farq Hai-
Road K Nal Se Paani Pina-
Garib Piye To Aadat,
Amir Piye To Ada;
Ab Sms Ko Hi Le Lo-
Me Bheju To Aadat,
Aap Bhejo To ADA
Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya
Log Us k Ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?
Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->
What Is difference
What Is difference Between Secretary and personal seceretary??
Secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir
800 kamro ka mehal ho motiyo se sja ho drbar
800 kamro ka mehal ho
motiyo se sja ho drbar
Income ho arbon me
Or 200 mercedes car
Sb mil skta he sapno me
Islye jagna ha bekar
Soja merey yaar
Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.
Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.
if yOu aRe aWaKe And Free, Could U Plz Do Me a FavOur?
Please delete thIs mSg and Sleep. Gud Nite :)
MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA MACHAR PAKRE
2. PHIR USSE ZAMEEN PER LETA DE
3. PHIR USSE GUDGUDE KARAIN,JAISE WO HANSNE K LEYE MU KHOLE
USSE MORTEIN PILA DE.
Larkio Ki ada humain pasand nai,
Larkio Ki ada humain
pasand nai,
Larkio Se bate hamain pasand nai,
Wo to ane wale bacho ki zid ha k MAMA chahiye,
Warna humain shaadi karna
pasand nai!
Never Ask For A Hug Just Take It
Never Ask
For A Hug
Just Take It
Never Ask
Do U Luv Me
Say I Luv U
Never Say
I Can''t Live Widout U
Say I Live 4 U
U''ve Been Trained
Now Go & FLIRT ... ;->
mahmood o ayaz na akati par
mahmood o ayaz na akati pari namaz
aur to jootay utha ka bhag aaya faraz
Sardar wins 20
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”
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