You r a dog.

You r a dog.
You r a dog.


kiyon bura kaga na???


tarr bura mat mano


Dog means
O=of
G=Girls


Now u r smilling


Haans raha hai


Kutta kahin ka!...->
  

May, 19 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2705 views       Funny

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Dont give importance to MONEY

Bcz

It can give u


BED
but not SLEEP

BOOKS
But not BRAIN


CLOTHES
But not BEAUTY


LUXRIES
But not HAPPINESS



so





Transfer it to my account...
Teacher: "Sam, You
Talk A Lot !"

Sam: "Its A Family
Tradition "

Teacher: "What Do
You Mean ?"

Sam: "Sir, My Grandpa
Was A Street Hawker,
My Father Is A
Professor"

Teacher: "What About
Your Mother?"

Sam: "She Is A
Woman..." ;->


Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
Mat doondna mujhe

duniya kitanhaai me

..

..

..

kyon ki

thand bahut hai

.

..

...

Hum honge

sirf aur sirf

apni RAZaaI mein.
What is the difference
Between

1)Call Girl
2)Girl Friend
3)Wife?




Ans:
1)Prepaid
2)Postpaid
3)Unlimited

.......>?



An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
Ehsas apk Ki Dosti ka Jis pal Nahi Hota
.
.
Ssanson ka silsala bhi Mukamil nahi hota
.
.
Mera Inbox Mujhe Bekar lagta ha
.
.
Ager Apka Sms Is main nahi hota
1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya

Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein

Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .
Larki apne B.F. se:
Mera Bacha!
Mera Shoonu!
Mera Gugluu!
Shadi Karo Gey?
Bolo Baby …

B.F.:
Tum Mujhey Propose Karna Cha Rahi Ho Ya Adopt?
MAN : I WENT TO THE DENTIST THIS MORNING.
WIFE : DOES YOUR TOOTH STILL HURT ???
MAN : I DON''T KNOW THE DENTIST KEPT IT...
W O M E N

IN SHORT...
So simple, yet so complex,
So weak, yet so powerful,
So confusing, yet so desirable,
So daming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN !
AgAr iNsAn Ki RaGo mAi KhOoN Ki jAgA PetRoL HotA !

AhAm kHaBrEn :

Aj Ek AdMi K gOLi LaGi aUr KiSi Ne UsKo HosPiTaL nA pHoNcHaYa aUr sAb pEtrOL jAmA kArTe RaHe