You r a dog.

You r a dog.

kiyon bura kaga na???

tarr bura mat mano

Dog means
O=of
G=Girls

Now u r smilling

Haans raha hai

Kutta kahin ka!...->

May, 19 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 2723 views Funny

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Doctor:Meri Fees K

Ilawa Sab Kuch Kha Saktay Hain....>

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Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??

KhuSh h0 gAe nA!

Ab ALLAH HafiZ!

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Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
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Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
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Moral:
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techar bangali student se

TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:

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Ther jao.Abhi tumhari MAMA ko batata ho.

Wife: What is 10 years with me?

Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
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Wife: Ok give me a Coin.
Husband: Wait a second ;->

Log Kehte Hain K

Log Kehte Hain Ki Achche Log Mar K Sitare Ban Jaate Hain,

Magar Hum Kehte Hain Ki Marne Ke Baad Bhi..

Aap Jaise Log

Ghost Ban Ke Hume Daraate Hai..

PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun

Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola

LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No

Bacha Bola:
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PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->

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Ka
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Kabhi kabhi meri ankho
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tum se milney ki
Tmana tu bhot hai

Lekin

Anay janey main karyaa
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You r a dog.

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