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You r a dog.
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You r a dog.
You r a dog.
You r a dog.
kiyon bura kaga na???
tarr bura mat mano
Dog means
O=of
G=Girls
Now u r smilling
Haans raha hai
Kutta kahin ka!...->
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Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata
Mera number hai
0321-6307893
aur mera netw0rk hai,
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Warid
Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata
k main zong use kar0n;-)
Jo detay hain larkiyon ko tohfay,
Jo detay hain larkiyon ko tohfay,
woh lagatay hain un hi ki shadi mein sofay,
Jo jatay hain un k peechay,
wohi aatay hain W-11 k neechay,
Jo kehte hain un ko Janu,
wohi bantay hain un k bachon k maamu...
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
Technologies Impact:-
Technologies Impact:-
Dad Emails :
Dear Son,
How Hv U Been?
Ur Mom & I R Fine.
We Miss U A Lot,
Plz Turnoff Ur PC & Come Downstairs 4 Dinner!
hahahahaha
Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :
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... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,
"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"
And the ans is :
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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!
Jab se aapko dekha hai,
Jab se aapko dekha hai,
yaqin karo
Raat
Din
Subha
Sham
Sotay
Jagtay
Khaty
Petay
Uth'tay
BEth'tay
Aatay
jaatay
Meri to HANSI hi nhi rukti.
Why are wives more
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money
or life...The wives want BOTH!!
definition for human being
Definition for Human being:
A creature that cuts trees
,makes papers and writes
"SAVE TREES"
on it..!!!
Funny people.....!!!!!!
Teachr 2 Students:
Teachr 2 Students:
Wht Wil U Do Wid A
1000Rs. Lying On d
Floor? Wil U Keep It?
Student: Not @ All
Teachr: V.Gud Thn
Wht Wil U Do ?
Studnt: I''ll Spend It ... ;->
The SMS Of The Year 2009
The SMS Of The Year 2009:
Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.
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Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)
yamraj took man to hell.....
yamraj took man to hell.....
there he saw gandhi jee dancing wid bipasha..
man asked yamraj:gandhi jee ki saza itni mazedaar ku?
yamraj:saza tu bipasha ko mili hai...
Hi, Doing nothing?
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur’s Faithfully,
“HeArT aTtAcK”
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