You r a dog.

You r a dog.
You r a dog.


kiyon bura kaga na???


tarr bura mat mano


Dog means
O=of
G=Girls


Now u r smilling


Haans raha hai


Kutta kahin ka!...->
  

May, 19 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2810 views       Funny

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