You r a dog.

You r a dog.

kiyon bura kaga na???

tarr bura mat mano

Dog means
O=of
G=Girls

Now u r smilling

Haans raha hai

Kutta kahin ka!...->

May, 19 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 3078 views Funny

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