You r a dog.

You r a dog.

kiyon bura kaga na???

tarr bura mat mano

Dog means
O=of
G=Girls

Now u r smilling

Haans raha hai

Kutta kahin ka!...->

May, 19 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 2399 views Funny

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Lub khamosh ho jate

Lub khamosh ho jate hai jab tum samne ate ho!
dil dhadkta hai jab nigahein milate ho!
saans ruk jati hai jab muskurate ho!
Heart patient hun
itna kyo darate ho?

Beta: Papa Apki Love Marrige Hui Thi Na?

Beta: Papa Apki Love Marrige Hui Thi Na?

Bap khush ho kr:
G Beta ApKo Kaisy Pta?

Beta:Wo AapKi Shadi Or Meri Date Of Birth Men Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hai na..!

abrbrshortbrb

A

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

"not interested"

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha

Arz Kiya Hy.

Arz Kiya Hy.
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Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya

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Wah Wah Wah

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Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya

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Majnu Itna Nacha
K
Langra Ho Gaya. . . ;->

Most innocent

Most innocent dhamki: As d theif was
leaving d house, d kid woke up & said to d theif
"Mera school bag" bhi le ja kamine varna mummy ko utha dunga

Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k

Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum niklay

Hazaron lerkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum nikle

Per jis lerki pe dum nikle

Us ki behan us se b udham niklay... ;->

Muskarana lrki ki ada hai

Kon kehta hai larki hansi to phansi?.

Musrana to har larki ki ada hai

jo ise muhabbat samjhe wo gadha hai

1 sardar ka electric

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OFFICER ne poocha: Sardar G Electric motor kaise chalti hay.
Sardar G:
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TorrRrRrRrRrrr. . .!

A teenage girl had

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," SAID her FATHER, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the GIRL... ;->

:''~'': K33P SMiLiNG :''~'':

<''"> K?r?chi RoCk3rS <"''>

Doctor To A Kid:

Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?

Kid: Yes ... !

Doctor: When ... ?

Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->

before the clock str

efore the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday…

A man inserted

A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->

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You r a dog.

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