A Solid Reason For Having

A Solid Reason For Having
A Solid Reason For Having
Two Girl Friends
At Once Time . . .


"Monopoly Is Always Damaging

&

Competition Improves Services... " ....
  

May, 20 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     2181 views       Funny

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Ek Larka,Ek Larki AHA Aadhi raat ko AHA Jungle mei OHO Jhari k Peeche AHA Sab se chup k OHO Daba daba k AHA Chus Chus k OHO Aam Kha rahe thay Ahahaha
BREAKING NEWS: Terrorists have kidnapped MEERA and demanded 5000000 Rs otherwise they will burn her with Kerosene Oil.So plz donate.I ve also donated 15 liters.
American Police chOR pakrnay k Liay Soonghnay wAllay kuTTay rakhtay hain,,
Jab k Pakistani POLice Kuttay Nahi rAkhti kYUn k wo SoonghtAy hUay POlice Station Puhanch jatay Hain..

~T h O u G h T
P r O v O k I n G~


After
T u e s d a y .......



Week Itself Says .......



W T F ....... =P ;->
Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage

Not Kapoor agiain...
How will a computer engineer offer u a drink named ''C''???








CPU??


If You Love
Someone / Something








Let It Go ...









If It Doesn''t Return ...










Hunt It Down
And
Kill It ...
A man in USA sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death
A reporter wrote: USA CITIZEN SAVES LADY FRM DOG
The man says Am not USA citizen.
So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG.
The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.
Next day"s headlines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG !!
Nurse:
Mubarak HO Khansaab
Ap k Ghar
Larka peda Hua hy
Pathan:=

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“O”

Mera”KHUDA”
Ye Kesa
Technology hy,
B.V Mera Hospital
mein hy or Bacha
Ghar Pada hua hy.
Zrore to nai kahdun SMS sy dastan apni<

Ye lo no.03343004071-zaban or bh hoti hy azhr tamna ki
I Have A DouBt


Why Ppl Use Shut Up
for Human Beings


And


Shut Down For
Computers...


While Prpose Of Both Is Same.....!!!!!! ;->
train se yaad aya...










train se yaad aya...







[remembered from train...]









train se yaad aya...








o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam.....;->