Lady 2 Another:

Lady 2 Another:
Lady 2 Another:
Tumhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia Saza Milni Chahiye Jo Kisi Aurat Se Shadi Ka Wada Kare Aur Phir Mukar Jaye....???


2nd Lady:Us Ki Shadi Zabardasti Ussi Aurat Se Kara Deni Chahiye..... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     212 chars (2 sms)     2506 views       Funny

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phool kharab nahi hota makhia kharab karti hai
larka kharab nahi hota larkia kharab karti hai


Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!


Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai


Bas Pehle Ye Pata Ker Lena
''''Bhai Kitne Hain.." ;->
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logon se
dur rehna!!

Warna wo
b "biggar" jayenge... :p
You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife,
U Can Control Ur Emotion But Not Ur


"`Loose Motion`"
Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?



Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya toh..
PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE. . . ;->
Police ki maar se koi mar to nai jata ……FAISAL

Bas uthne bethne ke andaz badal jate hain.
Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
Astrologer: U''ll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
A Mother''s Love For Her Children

Like Nothing Else In The World

It Knows No Law, No Pity

It Dares All Things & Crushes Down Remorselessly

All That Stands In ts Path . . .
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!


How bollywood proved dat 2012 is not the end of Love
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By The Movie-
"LOVE STORY 2050"