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Lady 2 Another:
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Lady 2 Another:
Lady 2 Another:
Lady 2 Another:
Tumhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia Saza Milni Chahiye Jo Kisi Aurat Se Shadi Ka Wada Kare Aur Phir Mukar Jaye....???
2nd Lady:Us Ki Shadi Zabardasti Ussi Aurat Se Kara Deni Chahiye..... ;->
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Presure cooker ne karhai s
Presure cooker ne karhai se kaha: Itni kali ho koi cream qiun nahi use krti.Karhai: Main jitni b kali qiun na hon mujhe dekh kr seetiyan tu tum he martay ho!!
Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...
Muhabat Ho Jaye
Ya
Machar Kaaten
Anjam 1 Hi Hy.
What?
What is common between Allama Iqbal,
What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???
.
Sardar replied:
"All were born on Government Holidays".
Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi
Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi Apni Moti Biwi se bola : Begum Sisak Sisak kar marna acha hai ya aik Damm?
Begum: Aik Dum
Husband: tu phir apni dosri tang bi mere upar rakh do..
''Shohr apni biwi se,"
''Shohr apni biwi se,"Hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfain jaan-e-tamana KHUDA QASAM Agli bar "Khaane" main baal aaya to SAJNI se GAJNI bana dunga.....''
if i were to make a dictionary
If I were to make a dictionary
CUTE - YOU
SWEET - YOU
THOUGHTFUL - YOU
GOOD LOOKING - YOU
BEAUTIFUL - YOU
LIAR - ME ... =P ;->
PABANDI DOUBLE SAWARI
Shair arz hai
BHAG GAI ZARDARI KI BETI
GHADA GAARI PE
wah wah
BHAG GAI ZARDARI KI BETI GHADA GAARI PE
IS LiYE USNE LAGADI PABANDI DOUBLE SAWARI PE... ;->
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Msg nhi karty ho nalo tmhare mob ki screen py susu krdya jo ker sakta ho kerlo
Most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai..
Most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai..
Paani k bina tu Poty dho nahi sakti...
mere siva tu kisi aur ki ho nahi sakti... ;->
EnGLiSh ShyEri
EnGLiSh ShyEri
The Janaza Of Mehboob Nikla From
The Gali Of Mehboba With Lots Of Zor
Shor The Mehbuba Jhannki From The Door
And Boli "MAR GYA HARAMKHOR" ;->
Winter Magic
"Winter magic"
1 glass me thanda pani lain
or
Usy Apney Qareeb Baithe shakhs pe dal den
wo thanda pani usay garam kar dega
aur
wo
uth kar apko thanda karega....!!
SAYING:
SAYING:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Makes a man healthy wealthy n wise.
CURRENT:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Your girlfriend will go with other guys.
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