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Tumhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia Saza Milni Chahiye Jo Kisi Aurat Se Shadi Ka Wada Kare Aur Phir Mukar Jaye....???
2nd Lady:Us Ki Shadi Zabardasti Ussi Aurat Se Kara Deni Chahiye..... ;->
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2 Hijade Shaadi
2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye.
Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi.
Piche Se Santa Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.
the hmuan mnid deos
The hmuan mnid deos
not raed evrey lteter
sarelpatay but a wrod
as a wlohe jsut keep
the frist and lsat
letetr at the rghit
pcale
Thhik aiagn !!! ;->
Deposit IT In My Account
Sending You A Cheque Of
Rs Hapinessssss/-
When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE
Withdraw it From My Account
&
Whenever U r Too HAPPY
Deposit IT In My Account ... (:
Teacher To Pathan :
Teacher To Pathan :
"Agar-Batti" Ka Jumla Banao ...
Pathan:
Agar Batti Chali Jaye Tou Andhera Ho Jata Hy ... ;->
YE Dunya Bari Zalim Hai
YE Dunya Bari Zalim Hai
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Rehne do tumhare Button Press Kerne Se Nahi Badle Gi . . . ;->
teri bahen se pyar karte he
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H
Ae sanam hm to sirf
Teri Bahen se pyar karte He
143 means?
143 means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy
Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy?
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1- INDIA
2- AMERICA
3- ISRAEL
4- AFGANISTAN
5- BARTANIA
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Ans:
"GEO".. ;->
Ek shaks naya doctor
Ek shaks naya doctor banta hai.,doctor banne k baad us ne pehla opertation kiya...
operatiön theater se nikal kar kehta hai..
"ya allah mera pehla gift kabool karna..
MaiNe nAyA MobiLE LiyA hy
MaiNe nAyA MobiLE LiyA hy
JiS mE
USB
InfrAred
BLuE Tooth
DoubLE CAmErA
TouCh SCrEEn
Mp3 PLAyEr
2 GB MemOry
KuCh b nhi hy... :p :d :->
In A A/C Exam Every
In A A/C Exam Every 1 Was Writing But Hassan Was Continuously Dancing!
Why?
Bcoz
Someone Told Him Dat There Is Marks 4 Every Steps.
AaiNdA,
AaiNdA,
Se,
''sms''
SenD,
KarNE ki koshish karna,
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