Lady 2 Another:

Lady 2 Another:
Lady 2 Another:
Tumhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia Saza Milni Chahiye Jo Kisi Aurat Se Shadi Ka Wada Kare Aur Phir Mukar Jaye....???


2nd Lady:Us Ki Shadi Zabardasti Ussi Aurat Se Kara Deni Chahiye..... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     212 chars (2 sms)     2075 views       Funny

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See Stars Are Blinking

Moon Is Shining

&

Breeze Is Singing

Because

I Ask them

To Greet You

A Special Night ... !!! :)


Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
A student''s leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle''s marriage I cannot attend the
class...."

Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy

Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy

Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy

Magar

koi CHEENI mangy to

Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->
My dear,
GOOD NEWS 4 U

Meiny ghor se dekha hai.


k aap ka naam





N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.

BE HAPPY ;->
Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time

Tension Ko Sath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye.. ..

Lekin Phir Bhee Log Pata Nahi

Kyoon Apni Biwi Ko Apne

Sath Le Kar Sote Hain.?!


Why isn''t Akshay Kumar''s wife
not a big star as he is?






bcoz



Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"

Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai


The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.