If U Dont Sms Me..

If U Dont Sms Me..
If U Dont Sms Me..
God Will Give U
Lalu''s English,
Mayavati''s FACE,
Jayalitha''s BODY,
Abdul Kalam''s HAIRSTYLE,
N
Atal Bihari''s WALKING STYLE...So B'' Carful
  

May, 17 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2173 views       Funny

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Meri aankhon ko sapne phir dikha gaya koi,

Bujhti sansoon main mehak phir jaga gaya koi,

Kya ye such much pyar hai,

Ya Phir se "TOPI" pehna gaya koi.
Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)
Arz kiya hai:Arz kiya hai:


Soch samajH k na ki shaadi jisne,
Usne jivan Bigaar liya,



Aur


SamAjh K ki jisne Shadi,
usney bhi kya Ukhar liyaa.... ;->
Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy ."->
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid..
Man Tries To Throw A Lady From The Window. She Opposed.
The Crowd Shouts: Stop It, Man! The Lady Is Alive.
The Guy: This Is Not A Lady, This Is My Mother-In-Law.
The Crowd Shouts: Look, She Even Resists.
App Mujhay
Aikn jaga
se bohat
pyare
Lagtay hain.?





Maloom hai kahan se?







DOOR SE..........;->
Have We Ever Realized That the Word
''STUDYING'' is Actually a Combination of the Word,

''STUDENT''

&

''DYING'' :-)
We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda

Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?


Boss:Kyonki Unhe Pehle Se

Hi Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai.
1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
.
Kyun?
.
.
.
Yaaaar os ka sans phool gya tha, Jaan ly lo pathano ki.
tum b na
jaan le lo pathano ki
Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?