''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

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MAI GHAR HE HOTA MON!!!!!!!!!''

May, 24 2010 137 chars (1 sms) 2398 views Funny

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