''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

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MAI GHAR HE HOTA MON!!!!!!!!!''

May, 24 2010 137 chars (1 sms) 2563 views Funny

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Pathan K Ghar Guest Aa Gaye...
Maa Ne Kaha:
Jao Baita Ja K Mehmanon K Lie Kuch Ley K Aao

Pathan Bahar Gaya Or....
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Rikshaw Le Aya.:-)

I.T.I., Lahore:

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Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.

Maine apny ghar

Maine apny ghar walo ko samjha diya hai,wo sub maan gaye hai Tum b apny ghar walo ko bata do,
wo b maan jaiye gy

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Shan baryani k sath qorma masala Free hai.

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Sometimes When We Cry,No One see r tears, ;-(

Wen we r woried
No One see r pain,
:-(

Wen We r happy
No One see r smile, :-D

Aur
js din result ata hy tou P0ra khandaan phone kr k puchta hy kaisa rha result.

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Kia Halat ho Gayi Hai Zamaane Ki

Kia Halat ho Gayi Hai Zamaane Ki

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Sms To Company Ne Kab K Saste Ker Diye

Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhaari Chillar Bachane Ki ......... ;->

awam ki purzor farma

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Aik bAr Phir:

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EiD MubArAk... =P ;->

Tiger Kills Goat

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Hippopotamus Saw It. . .
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Hippo Refuses. . .!
Tiger Asks: Why ?

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''''HIPS DON''T LIE'''' ;->

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Most innocent

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''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

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