''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.
''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

.
.
.
KYUN K
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
MAI GHAR HE HOTA MON!!!!!!!!!''
  

May, 24 2010     137 chars (1 sms)     3626 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Do You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money. . . ?







Dont Know






Ok





I Tell U . . .






Just Fold It And Put It In Your Pocket . . . ;->
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"

Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)
A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
;-)
Husband: Dekho Mujhe Gussa Mat Dilao Mere Andar Ka Janwar Jaag Jayega . . .

Wife: Jaga Lo . . . Waise Bhi Choohey Se Kon Darta Hai . . .;->
Eik bAr Eik kaNjos Ne Apne Dost kO MaryaL Ghora
Tohfay Mein Dia Magar Wo Ghora Usi Raat Mar gYa.

AgLy rOz kaNjoS Ne Dost ko pHonE kiA Aur Pocha kaHo GhorA kAiSA hAi tEz Dorta Hai Na

Dost Tanzia Andaz Mein kEhNy LaGa Han itNa tEz Dorta Hai k iS Dunya Se
Us Dunya Pohunch Gaya Hai. . //->
Man Receives Telegram: Wife Dead.!

Should Be Buried or Cremated.?

Man: Don''t Take Any Chances.

Burn The Body And Bury The Ash.. ;->
IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"
*Some funny truth*
* shadi se pehle har aurat apne chehre se aadmi ka bheja kharab karti hai or shadi ke baad apni cooking se aadmi ka hazma.
*aurat apne future ki chinta jab tak karti hai jab tak ki shadi suda nahi hai,jabki aadmi apne future ki chinta shadi ke baad hi karta hai.
*aurat ko mard ke pichhe kabhi nahi bhagna chahiye,
kya pinjra bhi kabhi chuhe ke pichhe bhagta hai.
*hitlar ka kahna tha ki impossible kuch bhi nahi,
par mai kahta hu ki agar apme dum hai to ek hath me do tarbuj pakad ke dikhayiye.
*aurat ko kabu me rakhne ka ek hi tarika hai,
magar afsos ki wo tarika kisi mard ko nahi maloom.
*ramu ki biwi ko machchar aankh band kar ke katate hai kyuki wo bahut hi badsurat hai.
Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..
A Guy Walks Upto Them & Asks;
What r u Guys Doing Here?

Bush Says:
We r Planning World War III..

Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?

Bush says:
Well, We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful Girl..

Guy Exclaimed:
A Beautiful Girl..!!
Y To Kill a Beautiful Girl ?

Bush Turns to Obama & Says:
See, i Told You..
NoOne would Worry About The 140 Million..


Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?


A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,

Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain.
I Know A Lot About
Cars ...

I Can Look At A Car''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly




















Which Way It''s
Coming ... ;->

Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he

To Jiyo bindas...
:D