''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

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MAI GHAR HE HOTA MON!!!!!!!!!''

May, 24 2010 137 chars (1 sms) 3295 views Funny

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DoNo EyEs pE, DoNo CheEkS pE,

DoNo EyEs pE,

DoNo CheEkS pE,

D0 bAr LipS pE,

Ek bAr nECk pE,

D0 bAr nECk sE zArA NeEChE,

SoNe sE pEhLe,

MoSpaiL zAr00r LagANA... ;->

IBLESS Went To

IBLESS Went To Court To Prove That

He Is The Most Cruel & Wicked Guy On This Earth . . .

But

He Failed, Came Out & Angrily Asked . . .

"Yaar Ye ALTAF BAHI Kon Hain . . . ?" ;->

1 rich girl ko school mei

1 rich girl ko school mei
Gareeb khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
Essay mei girl ne likha----

" Ek gareeb khandan tha.

abbu gareeb the,

ammi gareeb thi,

aur bachche bhi gareeb the,

khandan mei 4 nauker the,

woh bhi gareeb the.......

Car bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi......

Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko

tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha.

Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the..

Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeb thay ...

sab hamse hr cheez m

Sab Hamse Hr Cheez Me Aagay Chale Gye

Ham Sirf Is Mehngai Me Piste Chale Gye

Jab Kuch Na Kr Sake Hamare Ye Hukumran

Lo Aaj Ham Ek Ghanta Aagay Chale Gaye ;->

Being Single Is So

Being Single Is So
Lovely & So Lucky !!!
It Has Its Own Charm

Even If Somebody Asks
Why r U Single ?
Just Tell Them
"God Is
Writing d Best Love
Story Ever 4 Me "

Send Thi sSingle Msg
To All Ur Single Frndz
& Let Them Know Its
Great Time Buddy

~*~ Happy
Uncommitted Life ~*~ ;->

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

''Mu se log milty hain

''Mu se log milty hain
merey ikhlaq ki waja se

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Hor meri koi "PHAKKI"
nai mashoor.''

Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried

Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib...
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Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti
Hay ..

teacher dunia me ki

Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.

Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam

Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam Na Kia Ker
"JAn|x"

Muje Bura Kehte Waqt Log Tera Naam Bhi Lete Hain... =P ;->

duniya k das bardey shaitan,

duniya k das bardey shaitan,

1-
2-
3-
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5-
6-
7-
8-
9-
10-

Oh I am unable to write your name ten times in a row

Once a man was smoking in Airport

Once a man was smoking
in Airport
A gentleman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
cigarette pee lete ho ?"

Man : Why ?

Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..

Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?

Gentleman: Nhi

Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P

Moral :
Don''t try to be over-smart
Sutta Laga k Geo

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''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

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