''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

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MAI GHAR HE HOTA MON!!!!!!!!!''

May, 24 2010 137 chars (1 sms) 2524 views Funny

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"khwahish hai tumse milne ki per ho mumkin kis tarah,
Na sheher me hai aman na mehfooz koi jagah,

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*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
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*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
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*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
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*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
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Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?

Sardar 1:yar yeh joray
kahan bantay hain?

Sardar 2:Aasman par

Pehla:Abay shit yar

Doosra:kia hua?

Pehla:main tou darzi ko
day aata...-'';>

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Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “

Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”

Son: “I Clea It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->

Paper mei is Liye Mere

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Likh k Aaya tha...
" HAR SAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF " =P ;->

Gabbar: Aare o sambha!

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.

Maine tujhe dekha

Maine tujhe dekha

Dekhta raha,
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Dekhta hi gaya…

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Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya... :>

Zardari Celebrating His

Zardari Celebrating His
Victory Singing ...

"Bachna Ae Ghareebo''n
Lo Main Aa Gaya
Fasaad Ka Aashiq
Aman Ka Dushman
Apni Ada Hy
Bibi Se Juda .. Hey Ho " =D =P

Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi

Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi
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jb light gyi or kaam wali bai boli
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wot d hell is dis
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u dnt hv invortor…:p:p

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Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho
Jitna...

U||o Ko Raat...

Dentist Ko Daant...

Gadhe Ko Laat...

Ghareeb Ko Gaddi...

Kuttay Ko Haddi

Aur

Aur

Nange Ko Chadii........... ;->

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