Kid: Ammi aaj abbu

Kid: Ammi aaj abbu
Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de do.
Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?
Kid: No.
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad main betha tha.
  

May, 25 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2995 views       Funny

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Har sms Hamare Jaisa Shandar Nahi Hota.....


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