Kid: Ammi aaj abbu

Kid: Ammi aaj abbu
Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de do.
Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?
Kid: No.
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad main betha tha.
  

May, 25 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     3996 views       Funny

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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

*A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn''t need.*
Arz kia hai,
Hum jis say karty thay dosti kha dava
Hum jis sy karty thay muhabbat kh dava,
osadi le manji da pava
shawa b shawa

Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Pappu...

Wo bare piyar se
boli....

Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->

Can u dance?






No...






Sure....







Just try it....







Sure u cant .....





That means u r pappu!!!





Bcoz pappu cant dance ..
Polio Team; Darwaze Par Bachey Hain?
Pathan; Beta Pistal Aur Cartoos Lay Ao.
Polio Team Bhagte Huwey Pichey Say Awaz Aiee,
Tehro Ye Mere Bacho K Name Hain...!
*2007*
Dolha jahaiz mein Car, AC mangta tha.

*2008*
Dolhe ne jahaiz mein Aata, Gas Cylindr or Generator mang lia.

waqi..

farq tu para hai

GEO musharaf !
Sholay mein ABRAHAM LINCOLN ka double role tha.....
batao kaise....????

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Amitabh Bachan''s biased coin....having two heads.....
Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai



Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki

Ab B Waqt He

Nange Paao Bhag Jao.
Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog?

Selle r:Yes I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also.

It Is So Faithful,

Everytime It Returned Back To ME
Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Aasman mein jab badal garajte hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Barsaat jab shuru hoti hai ...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
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Abey mera chata vapas kar.
Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????

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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"
''Badli hai duniya, kuchch kuchch main bhi badal gaya hoon,
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do, VB aaye to VC mein daal do,
Seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do,''