Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de do.
Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?
Kid: No.
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad main betha tha.
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First
Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->
Polio Team; Darwaze Par Bachey Hain?
Pathan; Beta Pistal Aur Cartoos Lay Ao.
Polio Team Bhagte Huwey Pichey Say Awaz Aiee,
Tehro Ye Mere Bacho K Name Hain...!
PATHAN 2 SARDAR: O! YARA TUMHAR SHUKRIYA KE TUM LO IS DUNIYA MIA AYA...... SARDAR: OEE WOH KU PAJI..... PATHAN: O! YARA AGAR TUM IS DUNIYA MAI NAHI HOTA NA TO SARA LATIFA HAMARE OPER BANTA
