Kid: Ammi aaj abbu

Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de do.
Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?
Kid: No.
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad main betha tha.

May, 25 2010 172 chars (2 sms) 3154 views Funny

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Din Ko Karo YA Raat Ko Karo

Din Ko Karo
YA
Raat Ko Karo

Ander Karo
YA
Bahir Karo

Beth Ker Karo
YA
Leat Ker Karo

Bed Per Karo
YA
Kursi Per Karo

Piyar Se Karo
YA
Ghusse Se Karo

Neend Main Karo
YA
Hosh Main Karo

1 Bar Karo
YA
2 Bar Karo

"Kerna Tu Hai"
--sMs-- YaaR..

Jaisay maRze hai waisay kaRo... ;->

Load shedding ka jaldi khatma

All pakistani nation se guzarish hai
k chand dino k liye susoo bathrom me na krein
bal k shoper me pack kr k wapda k office
me jama krwa dein ta k jaldi pani ki
kami puri ho or or or

Load shedding ka jaldi khatma ho plz

D0sto0

D0sto0

Ghajini Daikhnay k Baad Andaza Hua k Aap ka Do0st Bhi Amir Khan Say kam Nahi Hay.

Mai Bhi Parhta Hun
Samajhta Hun

Phir 15 Min Bad Sab Bhool Jata Hun

It is Saturday....

Yaahooooo.....

It is Saturday....

Have a Great Weekend.....

Escape Fast...

Before the Boss Sees You...

Have a Great Weekend...

Once A Few Hairs

Once A Few Hairs

Growd On Gandhiji Head

Gandhi Went To Barber

Barber Got Angry

N Said

"U Want Me To Cut Or Count

Gandhi Said "Colour It

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Perh Lu Avi
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Wafa Inti karu k bewafai na rahe

Wafa Inti karu k bewafai na rahe

pyar itna karu k jazba na rahe

Aitmed itna karu k Shak na rahe

Sms itne karu k Balance Na rahe

Think well,

Think well,

Plan well,

Do well,

Sleep well,

Play well,

Laugh well,

And also throw ur mobile in well

bcuz u r not messaging me well . . . ;->

Eik Bili Ke Samney Eik Ch0oha Rakha Hai

Eik Bili Ke Samney Eik Ch0oha Rakha Hai
Par Wo Nahi Kha Rahi Pata Hai Kyun?

Kyun K Wo Naak Ka Ch0oha Hai...

Ek couple date pe tha

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga

Wy do the number

Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st?

When the traffic light is red they think it is a joke ;->

Frz karo Pervez Musharaf

Frz karo
Pervez Musharaf
Shukat Aziz
Altaf Husain
Benazir
Nwaz Sharif
1 kishti me sawar ho Or kashti doob jaeTo kon bache ga?

GUESS
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PAKISTAN

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