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Kid: Ammi aaj abbu
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Kid: Ammi aaj abbu
Kid: Ammi aaj abbu
Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de do.
Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?
Kid: No.
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad main betha tha.
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May, 25 2010
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Surmey ki Factory
Pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha,
Ek din bivi ne Orange Colour ki Saarhi pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag rahi hun?
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Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.
Phone k rishtay b ajeeb hotay hain,
Phone k rishtay b ajeeb hotay hain,
Balance rakh kr b log ghareeb hotay hain,
Msg karnay ki hoti nahi taufeeg jinko
Wo loug b kitnay maskeen hotay hain.
Remember !
Remember !
Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years
If differences dtill
persist
Just
KILL YOUR WIFE
(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,
aur,
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aur,
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aur,
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aur,
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aur,
lahnat hai aisi zindgi pe.
Arz kiya hai...
Arz kiya hai...
Teray siwa is dil mein nahi koi aur...
(Wah! Wah!)
Teray siwa is dil mein nahi koi aur...
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RoCk3r, GEO NEWS Lahore :-D
Subha Teri , Shaam MEri ho
Subha Teri , Shaam MEri ho
Din Tera , Raat meri Ho
Hasi Teri , Udasi Meri Ho
Or Jab Maut ay to Dost
Kabar Teri ,
Fawad Kumzurf
Ohello
Teri Ho Meri q Ho? :)
''SINDHI hone ki mushkilaat..
''SINDHI hone ki mushkilaat..
1. Ghar me
sindhi bolo
2. School me
urdu bolo
3.Paper
angrezi me hal kero
or
4.Mrnay k baad hisab Arbi me do''
Sheikh sahab ki car k peechay likha tha:
Sheikh sahab ki car k peechay likha tha:
" SAWAN KO ANAY DO "
Peechay se Eik Truck ne aa kr Thok dia..Truck pr Likha tha..
" AAYA SAWAN JHOOM KAR " ;->
Funny
"Jab Tak Zinda Hun Msg Krta Rahun Ga
Or
Jis Din Na Karun To Samjh Lena K
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( '.' )/"
<) (
_/ \_
Agly Din Karunga.
"Zalimo"
Kabi to Acha Socho.?haha.
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jangal me mangal ter
JANGAL ME MANGAL TERE HI DAM SE
SAB NE YA SHOR MACHAYA HA
SAILGIRAH KA DIN AYA HA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U MERE JAN
A guy frm my College...
A guy frm my College...
In Physics Lab
"Go here, Stand There..."....!!
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