Definitions :

Definitions :
Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
  

May, 21 2010     207 chars (2 sms)     1954 views       Funny

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MaiNe nAyA MobiLE LiyA hy

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KuCh b nhi hy... :p :d :->
A DUA...
tujHe khushiYan aise milen jEse MUSHRAF ko galiYan.
Teri zindgi se gum aise khatm hon jise NARGIS ki haya.
or
tujhe BABRA SHRIF jEsa sabr mile.
tuje shohrat aisI mile jise MUKHTAARA MAI ko mili.
Tujhe health aise mile jEse SINGETA ko.
apke din aise phre jise NISEBO k.
Koi aur dua.....???
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
What Is difference Between Secretary and personal seceretary??
Secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir
1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya
"khabrdar koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga.....
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Manjan wala khud aap k paas aaye ga"
Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .

English 100 - 00

Urdu 100 - 01

Maths 100 - 00

Science 100 - 00

Haramipan 100 - 100

A+ Excellent
DoNo EyEs pE,

DoNo CheEkS pE,


D0 bAr LipS pE,

Ek bAr nECk pE,

D0 bAr nECk sE zArA NeEChE,


SoNe sE pEhLe,



MoSpaiL zAr00r LagANA... ;->
''1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya.

Wahi Qareb sy kch pthan guzry to unho ny socha k shyd Log Myyt pr Matti dalna bhol gye fata fat Matti dalna shuro kr di to chor bola
"Bachao Bachao"

Pthan:"Ooe Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is pr to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya"''

mahmood o ayaz na akati pari namaz

aur to jootay utha ka bhag aaya faraz
Shrabi eye donate karne gaya,
Counter clerk bola: kuch kehna chahte ho?
Shrabi : eyes jise lagao use bata dena “ye do peg ke baad khulti hain...
2 Pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
Shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)
Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??


Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zroorat hai. :-) :-)