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Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

May, 21 2010 207 chars (2 sms) 2325 views Funny

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Juice Piyo

Juice Piyo
Pepsi piyo
Coke Piyo
Marinda Piyo
Dew piyo
aur piyo
Kyonke , Pampers ab sirf 99 ruppees main hain :)

Mout k bad yaad araha hai koi,,,

Mout k bad yaad araha hai koi,,,

cigratte meri kaber par jala rha hai koi,,,

ya Rab 2pal ki mohlat or de de,,,

akeley akeley
suttey lga rha hai koi....

Purana Loha Becho

Purana Loha Becho

Teen Dabbay Becho

Sookhi Roti Becho

Plastic ki jootiyan beacho

Raddi Akhbar Becho

Aur
Un Paison Se Balance Dalva K SMS Tou Bhejo. . .

Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,

Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,

Har Raasty Par Intezar Nahi Hota,

Yun To or Log Bhi Aap Ko sms Kerte Hain Lekin,

Har sms Hamare Jaisa Shandar Nahi Hota.....

Bejan Phool ko khusbu

Bejan Phool ko khusbu dena koi aap se sikhay,

Rote huwe ko hasana koi aap se sikhay,

Dost banana to har koi janta hai,

Magar doston ko chuna lagana koi aap se sikhay..

Our education system

Our education system has a drawback;
it does not teach us teamwork.
When we solve our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating... ;-)

Sharabi ne Doctor

Sharabi ne Doctor se puchha-Aap meri sharab chuurva sakte ho? Doctor-Han kyun nahi. Sharabi-Toh Punjab Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pls chuurva do na.

Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p

2 Pathan Masjid Me

2 Pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
Shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)

1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha.

1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha..

Pathan Ne sunna to Ander Ja Kar Khoob Mara Arbi ko..?

Logon Ne Pathan se Pocha kyn Mara hai..?

To Pathan Bola "Yeh Kambakht Bathroom Main Beth kar Tilawat Kar Raha tha"..:-)

Suraj Dube Ga To

Suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl Aega
Chand Ajega To Suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi Waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AISA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)

aaj ki taaza khabar aaj ki taaza khabar,

aaj ki taaza khabar aaj ki taaza khabar,
sciensdanon nay parhnay wala bandar dhoond lia hain,

kia aap ko yaqeen nahin aata

waqai nahin aata

common sense hay yaar

unhon nay tum ko kisi ka sms parhtay dekh lia hain.

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