Girls Psychology!!!!

Girls Psychology!!!!
Girls Psychology!!!!

Fraud with Innocent Boys,

Fun with Handsome Boys,

Friendship With Charming Boys,

Contact With Intelligent Boys,

Flirt with freaky Boys,

Love with faithful Boys,

and In the end marriage with Rich boy

Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro
  

May, 22 2010     303 chars (2 sms)     2325 views       Funny

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked a village kid: Any great man born in this
village???
village kid: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID...!"

tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->

Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
Mujay pata hay is waqt tum ne apna nikala huwa hay

hath men b pakra huwa hay

us ko daba b rahay ho

tumen sharam nahi ati

Andar dalo apna MOBILE
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen
A Couple Is Sitting And Talking

Wife : I Am Going To Make You The Happiest Man In The World. . .

Husband : I Will Miss You . . . ;->
Pathaan''s wish: when i die,
I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in
his sleep not screamin like
all d passengers
in d bus he
was driving ;->
Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske
Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin,

Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha...
No ball day di... ;->
chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,

chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,






Qabr khudwai
Faraz sunday ka din hai,sabzi pakaoon k daal.
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May oodi oodi jaawaan hawa day naal.:-D;-)
eK gAnJa aDMi aUr eK bOwLeR eK aWaZ sUn K bUhAt gUsSa HoTaY HaiN...






socho kya?











NO BALL !