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If ThEy CaN''t GeT wHaT
tHeY wAnT
bY bEiNg SmArT,
tHeY cAn GeT iT bY
bEiNg dUmB ... ''''

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Bijli ki yad main

Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi

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Meter Khan
Haji Taar memon
Sheikh Stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
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Mian Cut out

Girls:

Fridge un Nisa
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Saver Apa
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Which Is The Safest Way To See A Shark?

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White House Ka Rent Nahi Diya.

Vasool Karna Hai

Sardar ji Agar Ap ki

Sardar ji Agar Ap ki Wife Ko Bhoot Utha Ley Jayein Tou Ap Kya Karein gey ??

Sardarje: Mein Kia Karna Hai,Galti Bhoot Ki Hay,,,

Ab Bhugtey.....

Friends r like Asian Paints :

Friends r like Asian Paints :

Duniya badal de.

Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :

Taste mein Best.

Wife is like Mosquito Coil :

"Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi"

Keep Silence For 2 Minutes

Keep Silence

For

2 Minutes

In Memory Of

Those

Poor

Helpless

Hopeless

Mosquitoes

Who Died

Last Night

By The Stnech Of

Ur

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Kabhi Tou Naha Lia Ker Maire Dost. . . . . :P

''Usnay Mehsoos Bhi Na hony Diya,

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Yuoon Kahani ka Rukh Moor Diya,
Milny Julny main ki Kami Pehly,
Phir Rafta Rafta Hameen Choor Diya..,''

1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chahee bahaar hai,

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aja morey payaray sajna verna chautha tayyar hai. :D

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Ek din bivi ne Orange Colour ki Saarhi pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag rahi hun?
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