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Memons Background

Garments Market Ka Don Kaun?

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Zubair Motiwala

Capital Market Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Aqeel Karim Dedhi

Chamber Of Commerce Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Siraj Kasim Teli

Karachi Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Farooq Sattar

Underworld Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Dawood Ibrahim

Jiye Mqm
Memon Qoumi Movement.;-)
  

May, 15 2010     327 chars (3 sms)     2648 views       Funny

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Kya kal tm farigh ho?









Agr farigh ho to nahalena? Gande insan!
JUB Bhi Aap ki yaad Aaye gi

Aap k mobile Par hamare sms ki Baraat Aaye Gi

Sms To hum Aap Ko kar Dein Gey

Lekin Us k Paisey Deney Kya Aap Ki Saas Aaye Gi?
''HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written :

"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!"

A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child Wrote:
"Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples":-)!


Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
If DHONI & SANIA Marry,

What Will Be Their Son''s Name? ? ?






So Simple Yaar

" DHANIYA "
SWEET POEM:

Eat With Butter,

Cut With Cutter,

When You Forget MeYou Will Definitely Fall In Gutter..:-)
Chaar Haathi He.
3 Haathi Laal Chaddi Pehne Hue He, Aur Ek Ne Pili.

Bolo Aisa Q ??

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Q Ki Jungle Me Sale He... 3 Laal Chaddi Pe Ek Pili Chaddi Free He :)
If u r inteligentAns these

1-China kis mulk mein hai?

2-14Aug kis date ko ati hai

3-Green rung kis colour ka hota hai?

4-timatar ko urdu mein kya boltai hain?
English Theory

"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"

Pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->
Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"

Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..
1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..