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Garments Market Ka Don Kaun?

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Capital Market Ka Don Kaun?
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Aqeel Karim Dedhi

Chamber Of Commerce Ka Don Kaun?
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Siraj Kasim Teli

Karachi Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Farooq Sattar

Underworld Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Dawood Ibrahim

Jiye Mqm
Memon Qoumi Movement.;-)

May, 15 2010 327 chars (3 sms) 2428 views Funny

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Begaane Kaun Hai?

Begaane Kaun Hai?

Jo Gaane B Se Shuru Honge..

Begaane

U R My Best Frnd.

U R My Best Frnd.

Bharosa Nahi?

Chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadenge

Me 1 2 3 Bolunga Tum Kood Jana.

Baad Me Jab Tum 1 2 3 Bologi To Me Koodjaunga....!

Sheikh sahab ki car k peechay likha tha:

Sheikh sahab ki car k peechay likha tha:

" SAWAN KO ANAY DO "

Peechay se Eik Truck ne aa kr Thok dia..Truck pr Likha tha..

" AAYA SAWAN JHOOM KAR " ;->

Do u want to hear a dirty joke?

Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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A white horse fell in the mud

Pres.Zardari Has Ordered That

Pres.Zardari Has Ordered That

All Future Press Conferencs Will B Held Inside The Masjid In Presidency,

Since
Shoes Cannot Be Worn Or Carried Inside Masjid!

larkian bhi masjid me namaz parhne ati

Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-)

(Bolo Hote na)

husband gifted his wife

A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace

and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!

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Because that was the DEAL ..!

3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:

3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:

1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.

2. Believe in Yourself.

3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)

A Memon saves life

A Memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.
Arab reward him Mercedez
Few days Later Arab again needed the blood, MEmon donates
again.
Arab sent him "Till ke laddoo"
Memon asked why not new Mercedez?
Arab replied : Ab mere andar Memon ka khoon gardish ker raha hai "......... ;->

Aik Sher Arz Kia Hy

Aik Sher Arz Kia Hy

Taaza Kalaam Hy Janab

Mulahiza Ho

Jee

Aik, Do, Teen, Char

Jee Janab

Dobara Irshad

Ahuun

Aik, Do,Teen,Char

"AA BAIL MUJHE MAAR."

Saare gawaahon

Saare gawaahon aur bayaano ko madde nazr rkhte hue yh adalat penal code dafa 382 k teht msg prhne wle mujrm ko msg na bhjne k jurm me "kanjos" karar dti hai.. ;-)

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz

I Love Walking In FOG,

Beacause No One

Can Detect

I M

SMOKING....:P

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....

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