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when we throw a ball in the air
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when we throw a ball in the air
when we throw a ball in the air
when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
.
?
.
?
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)
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May, 05 2010
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zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
Impressive quote..
"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta"
SHOAIB MALIK
hum aise dost hain aap
Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K
Jisko Dekho to Khuwab
Socho to Khayal
Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu
Aazmao to Sacha Dost
Or
Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)
WHEN
WHEN
YOU
CANT
SEE
THE
BRIGHT
SIDE
OF
THINGS...
THAN
POLISH
THE DULL
SIDE
OF
IT
SO SIMPLE. . . ;->
Kya zamana aaya he!
Kya zamana aaya he!
Pahle log shadi k bad jo kam karte the,
abhi wo shadi se pahle kar rahe hen!
pata he kya?
Nahen na
KHUD Kushi.. ;-)
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
mumtaz mili boli taj mahal baNao
maine bola pehle aapne baap se paise toh lekar aao!!
Child:papa aunty ka
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
So, If U Luv sum1 truly,
Today is "RECHARGE DAY".
So, If U Luv sum1 truly,
Then Recharge my Mobile
with Atleast Rs.500
& U will get Married to ur Love...!!
It''s True...!!
Jaldi karna!!!
Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?
Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?
Girl: I will think... EK bewakoof chor, jo car chura sakta tha,sirf stepney le gaya :)
"SADDAM HUSSAIN''S" Favourite Song:
"SADDAM HUSSAIN''S" Favourite Song:
Idhar Chupa,
Me Udhar Chupa....
Jaane Kahan Me Kidhar Chupa...
Arey Pakar Liya..
Yeh ''BUSH'' Tune Kya Kiya... ???
PHYSICS TEACHER
PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
Why V Stay On Earth ... !
PAPPU: but Sir!
Where Did People Stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->
what wud u do
what wud u do if u have to call a crow??
crow-ko-dial :)
Muna Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note
Muna Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note
Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai...
Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na?
:-@
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