garam shakar kandi

garam shakar kandi

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.


Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)
  

May, 05 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     3630 views       Funny

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Kal 100 logon ko
bewakoof banaya..

kaise?
niche dekho..
.
.
.
aur niche...


Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha..
Ab 101 HOGAYE !


Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

Student: Shaadi ..

Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?

Student: Dulha ..

Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?

Student: Dulhan ..

Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >

student: Nikkah ... =P ;)
A bOy Goes To See NighT clUb dAncE,
His Mom GetS angrY & AskS Him:
DiD yOu See AnythIng thErE ThAt You WeRe nOt SuppOse 2 See.
Boy: YeS i Saw DaD..!


Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:



Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)
Why Don''t ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..?

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They Don''t Have a Thumb To Ring The Bell..
Hum Dosto Ko Bäri Gandi Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,,,,!!





HUM DOSTO KO BARI GANDI $AZA DETE
HAIN...!!!




Joota Marte Nahi Moza Soongha Dety Hain,,,,,!!


LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS
Haqiqat Smjo Ya Afsana

Apna Smjo Ya Begana

Hmara Apka Rishta Hy Purana

Is Liye Farz Tha Apko Batana

K Grmi Aa Gai Hy Ab Shuru Kr 2





GoLay ki redhi Lgana
Dont give importance to MONEY

Bcz

It can give u


BED
but not SLEEP

BOOKS
But not BRAIN


CLOTHES
But not BEAUTY


LUXRIES
But not HAPPINESS



so





Transfer it to my account...
The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Student: Pehle to hum Singh the,
fir Rajput the,
fir Sharma ho gaye
abhi hai Darzi
Aage Mummy ki marzi