what is the diff. b/w

what is the diff. b/w
what is the diff. b/w egyptians mummies and pakisatnimummies?
Children are afarid of egyptians mummies and fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies
  

May, 21 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2090 views       Funny

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Don''t be too good I might miss you, don''t be too caring I might like you, don''t be too sweet I might fall its hard for me to love you when you wont love me after all.


The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.

We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.
OUR FRNDSHP MEANZ SO MUCH 2 ME IF v ver DA last peoplE on A sinKINg shiP nD v haV A SIngle lifE jackET den I WilL..

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i will MISS U yaar....


Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini daitay howa,
“acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”

Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
Wait




Wait




Wait




Cool




Relax




Ok




Ready




Start




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I m starting send
msgs...
What''s The Moral Of Movies
Jannat
Gangster
Murder
Fanaa
Titanic


Think



Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
Three Things i
LIKE about YOU
1.


2.


3.


Arey Yaar kuchh to acha kiya hota zindagi mein

Want To Go USA

Here''s A Chance For You

Mr.Obama Is Waiting
For You To Be In
White House

Get Ready

Because

He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter ;)


GOLDEN WORDS.....!







Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega
Once there were 3 guys praying..n all of a sudden da light goes off..
guy 1: "lo jee bijli tur gaye "
guy 2: "oay bewaqoof namaz parhdaya nahi bolday"
guy 3: "Shuker way main nae boalya"
Santa : People Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..