what is the diff. b/w

what is the diff. b/w
what is the diff. b/w egyptians mummies and pakisatnimummies?
Children are afarid of egyptians mummies and fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies
  

May, 21 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     3413 views       Funny

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Once A Journalist Asks

Meera What Types Of Roles Do U Prefer?

Meera Answers: Wese Tou Mjhy Chicken Roll
Pasand Hay Magar Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti

Hoon... :P ;->
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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.The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.


Pagal khaney Main Bht
Sarey Pagal Naach Rahy
Thay. In me Sy 1 Pagal
Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Tm Khamosh Q
Bethe Ho?
Pagal Ny Kaha-Bewaquf
Me "Dulhan" Hon ;->
Larkiyan shalwar k neechy
kiya penanti hain?


SOCHO




AUR SOCHO



GUESS?




Phir SOCHO..




Inta Ajeeb to mat
SOCHO,





Pagal na bano




"chappal pehnti hain"
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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A Man Traveling At 190 Km/H
On Th Highway Ws Stopped By Highway Police.

Man:"Sorry,Officer Was I Driving Too Fast?"
Officer:"No,Sir.U Were Flying Too Slow."
Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)

Punjab Coventon ki kamyaabi k baad MQM k leaders k naye naam:

Choudry Haider Abbas Rizvi

Faisal Butt Subzwari

Rauf Gujjar Siddiqui

Mian Farooq Sattar

Shaikh Waseem Akhtar

Rana Babar Gouri

Syed Mustafa Kamal Gillani . . . ;->
Munna Bhai: Teray Ko Maaloom Hai K

Cigarette Ek Tarah Say Slow Poison

Ka Kaam Karta Hai.


Patient : Toh Mujhe Konsa Marnay Ki Jaldi Hai.


Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,

Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua!
Maalik:abay nokar kuttay abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray meray kano mien gunguna rahay hain

Nokar:sahab mainay machar maar diay hain yeh to un ki bivia hain jo vidva ho ker ro rahi hai
Vakeel:
Judge Saab, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,
Salay Ko Qatal Kia,
Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,
Paisay Khae,
Ghundagardi Ki,
Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,
Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?
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Judge:
Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->