what is the diff. b/w

what is the diff. b/w
what is the diff. b/w egyptians mummies and pakisatnimummies?
Children are afarid of egyptians mummies and fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies
  

May, 21 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2937 views       Funny

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A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?






Ans: A Police Officer!!
My Eyes Miss u
My feels Love u
My mind call u
My heart just for u
I will die without u

Aisa meri Mummy mujhe bilto hain
Hamara Mutaaliba
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Hamara mutaaliba,




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hamara mutaaliba






Hamara mutaaliba.

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"Her taalib-e-ilm ko aik aik taaliba" ;->
Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man.

God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
Yaaar T.V chck Kr
Parvez Musharraf Ne Duubara Wardi ChahrhaLi Hy



Ek Aur Bana Dya



Happy April Fool In Advance ;->
Biggest Mystery of Maths:


1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...




X is unknown!!!
By All Means Marry


If U Get A Gud Wife


U’ll Become Happy


&


If U Get A Bad One


U’ll Become A Philospher . . . ;->
Mein tum sey pyar karta hoon! mein tumharey baghair zinda naheen reh sakta, agar tum mujhe na millee to mein khudkushi kar loon gha, chahey kuch b ho jaye mein tum sey hee mohabat karta rahoon gha.


Shabash seekh liya.......ab rozana 10-15 sey yehi bol diya karna
An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !










How. . . ? ? ?









The Older She Gets, The More Interested He Is In Her. . . ;->
Do U Know My Love Story..






















INTERVAL















The End!!
Full Of Suspense!!
My no. has been changed.
plzz give me a confirmation calll on my new no.
it is 15
agr mera nokar uthae to usy 2,4 galiyan dena.,
kamina khud ko police wala kehta hai.


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