what is the diff. b/w

what is the diff. b/w
what is the diff. b/w egyptians mummies and pakisatnimummies?
Children are afarid of egyptians mummies and fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies
  

May, 21 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     3019 views       Funny

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Height Of Stupidity


“ Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?

Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai
na.
Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,
Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,
Dance Karny K Bad Bola,
.......
O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai. :-)
Kya hua missed call kyun di thi?




























90 Öut Öf 1OO Fools Would Rply For Thiz SMS, Send It 2 Ur Friendz & Check How Many Fools U Know..
Kash kabhie app hamari gali main ayen,thora sharmaen,thora itraen, thora muskaraen,thora ghabraen aur phir zor se chilaen"TEEN DABAY WALAY"
Happy World's Nice Persons Day!
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Ye Msg Un logon ko Send Karo jo is buri Dunya Main Rehtay Huye Bhi Nice Hain.
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Maine Aapko Kar Diya.
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Ghalti Se. Sorry. :-P

Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.
Long back,a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,fogot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
U may HaV 10 pEoPle 2 Talk

U may HaV 100 pEoPle 2 Care

U may HaV 1000 pEoPle 2 Love

BuT u HaV OnLy 1 Crazy frnd who always Disturbs U ne time

N Thats me ;->
''Hamari Mohabbat ka Imtehan mat lo Farzana...





Hamaray pehle hii Imtehan horahe hain Saalana. ;-)''


Buhot Ache



Wah



Kya Baat Hai



Buhot Aala



Gr8 Yaar



Zabardast



Daad Deni Paregi



Brilliant



Dil Khush Kardiya



La Jawab



Khubsoorat



Bari Himmat Hai



Kamal Hai



Amazing



Shabash



Herat Hai



Khushi Bhi



Yaqeen Nahi Aata



Ke Itna Bkwas SMS Parh Kaise Lete Ho.. :P ;->
Jab Se Para Hun Tere Ishq Mein JANU,

Kuch Is Tarhan Se Meri Zindaghi WIRAAN Ho Gayi,

Kal Tak Jo Mera OFFICE Tha GARMENTS Ka,

Aaj Woh
CHADDI-BANYAN
Ki DUKAAN Ho Gayi...!