what is the diff. b/w

what is the diff. b/w
what is the diff. b/w egyptians mummies and pakisatnimummies?
Children are afarid of egyptians mummies and fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies
  

May, 21 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2998 views       Funny

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What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ??
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Ok... Its OSO thats common to both

wondering how ??

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Because Deepika is associated with Om Shanti Om and Ranbir is associated with O.. Saawariya O... :))....
Some Translations in Urdu...!!

Wassup babe..?
=
Munni,upar kya hai..?

Listen buddy,dat chick is mine..!
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Suno dost,wo murghi meri hai..!

R u nuts..?
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Kya aap akhrot hain..?

Rock da party..!
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Patthar maro jashan mein..!

Lets hangout..,
=
Chalo bahar lataktey hain.....
I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But...Take... 3 Seconds to think of me
1... ...
2... ...
3..................

So Sweet. now continue ur work..
Pathan BhaI sE kisi nE RoZa KhölnE Ki Dua pOch li tou unhönÉ kuCh iS tarha Sunayi



"Allah Huma inni laKa Sumto Adha tmKo Aur Adha hmKo"..... ;->


Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.


Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You. :-)
Sardar ne Bacha aghwa kia or tavaan k lye sticker pe likh k bache pe chipkaya "10 Lakh subah pull k neche pohnchado"
Aur bache ko ghar wapis bhejdia
Dosre din wo pull k neche gya to usy paise milgye or sath sticker pe likha tha
"Maa Qasam paise ka gham nai,Gham to is bat ka hai k SARDAR ne SARDAR ko loota
Heaven is when u have

German car,

Amercian salary,

Chinese food

&

Pakistani Wife.


Hell is when Car is Chinese

food is German

wife is American

&

Salary Pakstani.
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...




He Is Probably Selling



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''What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom?

1. Dost musibat mai kaam aata hai aur Condom Musibat Aane hi nahin deta.

2. Date per Dost sath ho aur Condom na ho to Girlfriend naraz ho jati hai.

3. Dost k Saath Zindagi k liye lekin Condom ka Saath kuch lamhay k liye hota hai.

4. Dost juda ho kar Dhoka deta hai aur Condom phat kar.

5. Dost Anmol hota hai aur Condom 6 rupay k 4 Miltay hain...''


A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?

Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)