kya matlab main samjha nahi

kya matlab main samjha nahi


Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
  

May, 05 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     3229 views       Funny

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11 IDIOTS =P =X
karachi mein itni mehngai

bad-amni

aur

hangama-aarai
k bawajood

agar aap
pur-sukoon aur
pur-aman KARACHI dekhna chahtay hain
to

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PTV Lagain.
1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi

Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)


Breaking News By Geo : "

Wazarat E Bijli Nay Load Shedding

Khatam Krnay Ka Elaan. . . . "


Sorry,

Abhi Itna He Suna Tha


K Light Chali Gai .
A Student Was Asked 2 Write a Signboard 4 da trafic Rules Near a College Campus
He Wrote : " Drive Carefully ! Dont Kill The Students , Wait For The Teachers "
3 chezao k damn khabi na chorrain.
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shrafat:-
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sadaqat:-
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in ki larkian.
Question:Tum Mein Aur Pepsi Mein Kaya Similarity Hai?



Ans:Both R Cool,
Sweet,
Sub Pasand Karte Hai Aur Most Imp Similarity...

Dimag Wali Jagah ''DHAKKAN'' Hai
''1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya jo Jhoot Bolnay per Thappar Maarta tha:

Beta: Papa Aaj mai School Nahi ja Raha meray Pait mai Dard hai
( Chattakh )

Baap: Dekha! Jhut bola, Jab Main Tumhary Jitna Tha To Kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.
( Chattakh )

Bivi: Jhoot to Bolay ga hi Aakhir Aapka hi Beta hai.
( Chattakh )''
A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace

and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!

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Because that was the DEAL ..!
Ye Sang-e-Mar Mar Sa
Tarasha Gora Badan


Boond Boond Pighalta
Shabab

Honto''n Se Laga K Dkho
Kashish Kesi Hy

Kambakht Ye
"VANILA ICE CREAM"
Cheez Hi Aisi Hy .. ;->