person in toilet hears from adjacent

person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
  

May, 05 2010     326 chars (3 sms)     2592 views       Funny

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Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho Gi?

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Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard?
Sardar 1:yar yeh joray
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Sardar 2:Aasman par


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Doosra:kia hua?


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Kyunki Sarey Garib Tau Mar Jaye Ge....



GEO MUSHARRAF.................
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Baby Kehta Hai Nhi Kch Nhi Bs Ait
DRL FRND =P
The World Is Full Of Willing People ....





Some Willing To Work




&





Rest Let Them Willing To Work ... ;->
Honto''n Se Jo Chooo Lia





Ehsaas Ab Tak Hai





Aankhain Nam Hain





Aur Saanso''n Main Aag Ab Tak Hai





Aur Kyun Na Ho





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Pathan , Sindhi , Balochi ne Farishtay Se Kaha...
ALLAH Se Arz Karo..

Jahan Dekho Har Field Main Punjabi Hi Hote Hain Akhis Kyo ??


Farishta : Main Hunay Gaya Te Hunay Aya !!!
Phool Khil Kar Udaas Hai

Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Piyaas Hai

Ek Baar AAP Muskura Do

QK,

HAM Ko Dunya Ki

Sab Se



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Ki Talaash Hai.
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U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly

Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->
Kissi Se Nahi Kaha Tere Fasanay Ko .. janay kaisay Khaber Ho gai zamanay ko … “GATTAR” band ho gaye sarey shaher ke …. Kis Ne Khaha tha tumhien nahanay ko..


Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
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Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

Sardar:
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