kutte ke chaar pair q hote he??

kutte ke chaar pair q hote he??

Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??






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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?
  

May, 05 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2555 views       Funny

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a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa
Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha
''U stole my memories,I excused u
U stole my laugh, I excused u
U stole my smile, I excused u
But this is too much..
Mere doggy ka biscuit vapas kar......!!''
Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!
Dr 2 Lady: Tou Aap Ko Chlne Me Takleef Hoti Hy
Sans Phool Jati Hy , Acha Ye Btaiye Aap Ki Umr Ktni Hy?
Lady: Is Saal 30 Ki Ho Jaongi
Dr: Mtlb Yaadasht Bhi Khraab Hy ;->


Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey.
Shakespeare said, "This world is a stage & we all are actors"..
In punjabi it is translated as

"ae dunya ek drama ae tae asi sarray marasi aan"
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)

Teacher shocked… :
PLz muje samajne ki
KOshish KrO

Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chOrdo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,

Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sOchta ha,






SOne do mujko mat aO yahan*







EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki
"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,

dar khulay hain sharab khano k,

"Chaey peenay ko ab kahan jayen,

Band hotel hoey pathano k."
* Munnabhai: Are Ek bakara Talaab me Gir gaya hai aab wo sala kaise bahar aayegaa ?????

Cirkit: Bhai Geela Hoker, Tension nahi Lene kaa ...!!!!!!