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O
Mere
Makhna
Meno
Yaad
Rakhna

Har
Vely
Hasna

Koi
Problem
Howy
Tou
Dasna

Kisi
Hor
Naal
Na
Phansna

Bas
Maire
Naal
Vasna

O
Mere
Makhna
Kesa Hy Ye Sms Zarur Dasna . . . ;->

May, 20 2010 209 chars (2 sms) 2453 views Funny

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Hum to mohobat k panchi hain,

Hum to mohobat k
panchi hain,

piyar k geet gungunate
hain,

Nafrato ka to hume
kuch malom nahi,

Jo bhi bachi milay us pe
line zaror marty hain;->

Wife On Wedding

Wife On Wedding Aniversary Says To Husband:
" Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? "

Husband: Why punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made . . . ;->

Tum Aa Gaye Ho . .

Tum Aa Gaye Ho . . .

Noor Aa Gaya Hai. . .

Chalo Teeno Mil k Cricket Khelain . . . ;->

Yamraj ne BHUKAMP bheja

Yamraj ne BHUKAMP bheja

Chitragupt : Maharaj aapne bhukamp kyu bheja

Yamraj : Kya kare...
March ending hai TARGET pura karna hai...!!!

indian humare pass

Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?

Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->

A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable

A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable

"khusra"
in a street and asked:

"Are you a prostitute?"

khusra:
"No No i am substitute"

ek adbi sher arz kia hai:

ek adbi sher arz kia hai:

meray kunwaiN se paani koi na bharay ~*~

sawaari apnay saaman ki khud hifazat keray

Welcome to Pakistan

Welcome to Pakistan we have Recent Courses:

MBBS:
Master in Bomb Blasting Strategies

CA:
Career in Alqaeda

MSc:
Master Sucide Course

IT:
Institute of Terrorism

MBA:
Member of Blasting Agency

What do u want to do...?

Khawateen O Hazraat!

Khawateen O Hazraat!
Roza Iftar Kr Lijiye.. Aftari Ka Waqt Ho Gya Hai.
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From: All Pakistan Chiri Roza Association;-)

Fairy Tales End With . .

Fairy Tales End With . . .
"They Lived Happily Ever After . . ."

But

Family Takes Begind With . . .
"They Fought Happily Ever After. . . " ;->

Democratic Difference

Democratic Difference B/w USA & PAKISTAN ...

IN USA .. U can Kiss at public Places but can''t shit .

In PAKISTAN .. U can shit in public places but can''t kiss . :)

bike rider to sarja

"Bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.

"Phir Chalan Kaisa

Sarjant.

Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..

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