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BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS:
Multan mein Aaj BARAF Giri.
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1 Aadmi cycle par Baraf le kar ja raha tha.
Carrier Dhila Tha aur baraf gir gaye!
yun raton ko na jago
yun raton ko na jago
so liya karo
yun dil main aansu na roko
ro liya karo
baal to bohat achay bana letay ho
kabhi moon bhi dho liya karo... ;->
Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full
Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........
Ye tareeqa hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE "GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.
A Man:
A Man: "Your Mother-In-Law Fell Into My Pond
Which Has Some Crocodiles Into".
The Other Man - "The Crocodiles Are Yours,
So You''ll Have To Save Them".
Arz Kiya Hai Maathay Pr Lahu Sir Per Reit.
Arz Kiya Hai
Maathay Pr Lahu Sir Per Reit.
wah wah !
Maathe Per Lahu Sir Per Reit
Kion K Larki Ne Phool Mara Gamle Samait
Wah Wah Wah Kia Kehne. . . ;->
AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . .
AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . . :
Study = Don''t Fail
Don''t Study = Fail
Add These Equations . . .
Study + Don''t Study = Fail + Don''t Fail
Take Common
Study(1 + Don''t) = Fail (1 + Don''t)
Hence V Get
Study = Fail . . . ;->
''Teri Dosti Ki Roshni Aisi Hai....?
''Teri Dosti Ki Roshni Aisi Hai....?
K Har Taraf Ujala Nazar Ata Hai....
Sochta Hun Ghar Ki Bijli Katva Lu....
Ajkal Kambakht Bill Bahut Ata Hai.....''
if columbus had been a married
If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA
Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u going?
With whom?
To discover what?
When will u b back?
Yaad hai main
Yaad hai main tumhare ghar main aya tha . tum chair par soyi hoi thi .
maine tumhari Naak main ungli ki tum ne kaha yeh naak nahi hai maine kaha yeh ungli nahi ha :P
Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car
Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car
Saying,
"Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It."
Husband Gifted Her
A Weight Machine.
Sub cheezen alldin ki nai hoti
Aik admi ko charag mila us ne use ragra dhamaka howa aur wo mar gaya
moral:sub chezen ala din ki nai hoti kuch mujahdin ki bi hoti hain
This is a magic Trick
This is a magic Trick
aik thanda paani lein aur us ko apney baraber wala par phenk dein yeh thanda paani us bandey ko garam kar dey gaa At your Own Risk
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