isko Raat Me Prhna

isko Raat Me Prhna
isko
Raat
Me
Prhna

Oh
Ho
Abhi
Nhi

Ary
Phr
Parh
Rhe
Ho

Ye
Cheating
He

Chalo
Agar
itni
Hi
Jaldi
He
To
Parh
Lo

I''m
da BEST... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2508 views       Funny

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Apni Pasand Ka
Number Choose Kare''n

10 , 20 , 30 , 40 , 50
60 , 70 , 80 , 90 , 100





















Aur

Utna Balance Mere
Number Pe Easyload
Kerw De''n ;->
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
''Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..''
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)

GOLDEN WORDS


"Abey, main hon na! Tum log jao double sawari pe, agar tulla rokey tou bas mjhy call lga kr baat krwa dena..."

By:
William Badchoda =P =D
Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,

Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua
Ek Pathan Doosre Pathan Se
''''Yaara Mujhe Tou Samajh Nahi Aata
K Log Mahina Mahina Kese Nah Nahate . . .?
Mujhe Toy 28wain Din Hi Kharish Shruu Ho Jati Hai . . . '''' ;->


What is the difference
between "A
Locomotive Engineer"
& "A Teacher" ?


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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind...
;->
Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11





















Because It Was

Said By Govinda

In Film Ek Aur Ek Gyara
Nargis ne ek school mai urdu teaching start ki aur 1st day hi us ko nikal diya
Nargis to students: parho
Alif, bay, pay, tay
way gujra way way gujra way.
''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi
karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!''