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Azaad Pakistan K NALAYAK
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Azaad Pakistan K NALAYAK
Azaad Pakistan K NALAYAK
Azaad Pakistan K NALAYAK SMS Parhne Walo
Agar Aj Valentines Day ya Frindship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo
jaldi se utho aur sabko wish
karo
HappY QaiD DaY
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May, 20 2010
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whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??
whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??
tHink?
?
?
BillO rAn| kAhO tO aBhi jaAan De DuN...!
Subah Utho
Subah Utho
Close-Up Karo
Fir Naha ke
Mera photo laga ke
apne dono haath jod kar zoor-zoor Se gaao:
"TUJHE BHOOL JANA MUMKIN NAHI"
I just met your duplicate
I just met your duplicate.
I swear it was you, I even called your name...
But
you ignored me and continued to eat
Banana
and
swing
on the Tree... :p
1 of the most
1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D
1 Saal Main
1 Saal Main
12 Mahiney
12 Mahino''n Me
365 Din
365 Din Me
8760 Ghnte
8760 Ghnton Me
525600 Mins
525600 Mins Me
525600 Lmhe
Aur
Har Lmhe Me 1 Dua
Light Na jaye ... ;->
Chor Se-" Wada
Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"
Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab
Aagey Se Nahi
Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..
SIrf Is Baat Par Hum
SIrf Is Baat Par Hum Road par Is Tarha Pittay hain Faraz!!!
K Rally MQM Ki thy Aur Hum G.A.Bhutto Keh Gaye.
High clas insult:
High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai
laaloo k peechhe
laaloo k peechhe kutte ka bachha padh gaya
laloo bola,
"hum tho BSNL ka card dalwaa liya hoon
sasura e hutch ka network kaise pakadh raha hai"
President: “Shetani”
President:
“Shetani”
Prime Minister:
“Gillani”
Army Chief:
“Kiyani”
Speaker:
“Zanaani”
“Aata Na Roti”
“Bijli Na Paani”
Wah Re Pakitani
Teri Ajab Kahani...
Ae dost teri dosti pe shak hai,
Ae dost teri dosti pe shak hai,
Tum dosron ko to sms kartey ho,
Tumhare inbox par hamara bhi kuch haq hai...:-D:-);-):-P
ek pathan bandoq le kar
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.
Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)
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