Azaad Pakistan K NALAYAK

Azaad Pakistan K NALAYAK
Azaad Pakistan K NALAYAK SMS Parhne Walo

Agar Aj Valentines Day ya Frindship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo

jaldi se utho aur sabko wish

karo

HappY QaiD DaY
  

May, 20 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     3952 views       Funny

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Islamic Research Se Sabit Hua Hy k

"Murghi Haram Hy"



























"Agar Chori Ki Ho Tou" ... ;->
Baba Black Sheep Do U Have Any Wool . . . ?


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Abay Gadhe Black Sheep Sepoocha Tha
Tujh Se Nahi . . .
Famous saying-
"Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl,
he''s simply not giving kiss
the attention it deserves!"
EveryOne Thinks Of Changing The World....
But
No One Thinks Changing Themselves....

EveryOne Wants To B In Heaven
But
No One Wants To Die.....
"ABEY
OYEEEEE"

Msg Bhej
werna
Teri......?


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MA




MARZI.
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR "MR.SARDAR DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY. SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES
What happened 2 ur network?
I tried 2 call u
but the operator
said "Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r
trying to call is
on the tree....Plz try later."
What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?




















She thinks: I hope I''m running not too fast. . . ;->
1 Admi Ko Naddi K Us Par Jana Tha.
Aata Piswany
To Bataho Wo Kis Tarha Jai Ga.

















Jahel Soch Kya Raha Hai Aate Ko Piswate Hai Kya.
Ecnological Development!
Ap B Ab Chand Say Baat Kr Skte Hy...!


Wow...




Users From Pakistan Just Dial 03216307893 Users Outside Pakistan Add Prefix 0092 ;->
kash dil ke ye hasrat poori ho gaye
ap miss cal do aur wo recive ho gaye
sub kuch bhula ker hum kerte rahe batain
hosh tab aye jab balance khatam ho gaye