Azaad Pakistan K NALAYAK

Azaad Pakistan K NALAYAK
Azaad Pakistan K NALAYAK SMS Parhne Walo

Agar Aj Valentines Day ya Frindship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo

jaldi se utho aur sabko wish

karo

HappY QaiD DaY
  

May, 20 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     3194 views       Funny

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" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "
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.. LAALCHEE ...
WhiskEY,
Drugs
and Cigarettes
r a man''s worst enemiES..

Aren''t they?
But,

the man who runs away frm his enemies...


Is a Coward...
So b brave

chEErS..! ;->
what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!




Buying second hand nAno cAr with LPG kiT..!
A Couple Is Sitting And Talking

Wife : I Am Going To Make You The Happiest Man In The World. . .

Husband : I Will Miss You . . . ;->
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Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "
Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!
Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.