"Think of the Day"

"Think of the Day"
"Think of the Day"

Agar aik Army Person:Minister, President, Vice Chancler, Governor etc ban sakta hay to phir

Aik Civlian, Core Comandr, General or Chief A.Staff kyoun nahi ban sakta...
  

May, 20 2010     193 chars (2 sms)     2215 views       Funny

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Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Ek Roz Roshni K Hazaro''n Sitaare Honge

Aap Ki Aankhon Main Haseen Nazare Hohge

Qayamat K Din Jab Aap Ka Mobile Check Kia Jaye Ga

Tou Sab Se Ziada Sms Humare Honge .... ;->

Sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Jb teri mehboba ki naak beh rahi ho
or tu usy chaat ly

or tujhy uska zaiqa rafhan custerd
jesa lgy to samjh lena

mery dost that u r in LOVE...
Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Boy:Ok
G:Drinking Too
B:Ok
G:&Goin 2the Night CLUB.
B:Yes
G:Wat Else U Can Leave
B:D Idea Of Marry U
Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?

Papu: sir gir gaya tha or lag gai thi

tchr: Kaha gir gaye thay or kia lag gai thi?

papu: Bistar par gir gaya tha or Ankh lag gayi thi sir


AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
.
.
aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay

Zahir he
.

.



KHUWAB.. :-D

mahmood o ayaz na akati pari namaz

aur to jootay utha ka bhag aaya faraz
He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!
Height Of Smartness. . . . .

Professor: Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . .



Student: Are You Sure Sir. . . ?
Love:-


Love Is D Most

Beautiful Thing

In D World 4 U

Until It Happens

To Your Daughter :P
Ek calculator dusre calculator ko kya bola?

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.."CASIO???"...(kaisi-ho? )
once a king ask hisunshi k uski beti k leye larka dhondo
munshi ne beti ki omer pochi..
king:18
munshi:agar 18 saal ka na mila tu 9-9 saal k do le ao..