BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai

BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai

MAN : Kyoun bhai 1 coffee to Rs 3 ke hai

BHIKARI : Saab sath me girlfriend be hai

MAN : Bhikari hokar be girlfriend banali

BHIKARI : Nahi saab girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya

May, 20 2010 227 chars (2 sms) 2019 views Funny

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Remember !

Remember !

Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years

If differences dtill
persist

Just

KILL YOUR WIFE

(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->

7 Saal pehlay meri grl

7 Saal pehlay meri grl
frnd kay saray bhai kam
peh jatay thay,

aj salay ghar mein
bethay ha,

Aur date marna
Impossible Ho gya ha.

JEENAY DO MUSHARAF

''Larka: tumhari Zulfon

''Larka: tumhari Zulfon sy khelney ko jee chahta hai.....

larki ne wig utari or kaha: Loo khelo per de dena subah university bhi jana hai:-)''

Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Jaggooo!
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.

Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai

KAKA GAL SUN

(-.-)/’
<)( Kaka Gal
_/\_ Sun
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Masjid Wichun 3 Lotey Fie
Gaib Ney,
(-.-)/’
<)( Baaz
_/\_ kyu nal

''Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-

''Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-
Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye
Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen

Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,
Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,

Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen
Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen

Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!

True meaning of "GIRL":

True meaning of "GIRL":

"G"=GAPSHUP me sabse aage..

"I"=INNOCENT sirf shakal se

"R"=RONE ki automatic machine

"L"=LARAI mei kisi se kam nhi..

everyday i wait for ur msg

Everyday I wait for ur msg,
But everyday u 4get.
Frm now onwrds
if anyday u 4gt,

then

I''ll jump from
TRAIN WHEN IT STOPS!

Stop smiling,Im serious.

Ecnological Development!

Ecnological Development!
Ap B Ab Chand Say Baat Kr Skte Hy...!

Wow...

Users From Pakistan Just Dial 03216307893 Users Outside Pakistan Add Prefix 0092 ;->

Larki [Memon Larke Se]

Larki [Memon Larke Se] Aaj Mujhe Kisi Bhat Hii Expensive Jaga Ghuma Lao ....

Memon Us Ko Petrol Pump Ghuma K Le Aaya ... ;->

Subha SMS

Subha
SMS

Shaam
SMS

Din me
SMS

Raat me
SMS

Ghar me
SMS

Office me
SMS

Jeena
SMS

Marna
SMS
Akhir kya he ye SMS??

S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)

Sardar sharaab peeta

Sardar sharaab peeta
r rota jata,
Aik pathan nay poocha:
Kiya hua SARDAR G?
Sardar khta hai:Jis larki
ka naam bhulana
Chahta hun,
Yska naam yaad nh a
Raha....-;>

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BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai

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