''Chappal chhoti ho to

''Chappal chhoti ho to
''Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati''
  

May, 24 2010     80 chars (1 sms)     2373 views       Funny

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''Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon..
Wah wah..

Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon.. Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!''
(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...
Man In Restaurant Sees A Woman Sitting.
Man Asks Politely:Is This Seat Empty?

Woman(Furiously):Yes! And Once You Sit On It, My Seat Would Also Be Empty!
Frz karo
Pervez Musharaf
Shukat Aziz
Altaf Husain
Benazir
Nwaz Sharif
1 kishti me sawar ho Or kashti doob jaeTo kon bache ga?

GUESS
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PAKISTAN
Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status

Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill
Amitabh Public Toilet Me Se Pura Bhig K Aata Hai.

Jaya: Aap To Susu Krne Gye The?

Amitabh: Jaise Hi Mai Ander Gya, Koi Bola"BIG B"Aur Sab Meri Taraf Ghum Gaye
Pyar Me Aur Photograph Me Kia Similarity Hai...?










D0n0 Andhere Me Develope H0te Hai ;)
A cigrete shortns ur life

by 2 mins.

A beer by 4 mins,

But A lecture shortns ur life

by 1 hr!

So dont atend lectures.

Celebrating "BUNK AWARENESS"


Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!

Viru:
Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga..

Gabbar:
Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.
Ek Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakt Par Char Jata Tha

Dosra Pathan:
Wo Kaisy?

Pathan:
Us Waqat Ye Darakt B Chota Hota Tha. . . ;->
Teacher :Because of Qauid E Azam hard work what do we get on 14th August...?









Student:A Holiday... ;->
jungle attendence....
tiger,
present sir...
rabbit ,
present sir....
monkey...
monkey...
monkey...
stop reading n give attendence dumboo