''Chappal chhoti ho to

''Chappal chhoti ho to
''Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati''
  

May, 24 2010     80 chars (1 sms)     2053 views       Funny

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Practice makes man perfect...

Then wat abt woman??
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Any guesses??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Open kyo aya?

Sardar: Apple Khanay

bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY

I Feel u Every Day









I Miss U Every Day









I Enjoy U Every Day









I Love U Every Day









Because










“Every Day”
Is The Best Milk For Tea . . . ;->
Raat Ko Sony Sy Pahly Ak Hi Dua Mango
"YA ALLAH Mujay Uta Ly

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Soba Sawery
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Namaz K Lie"
Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
bcoz
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->
Ek Aur Killing sMS

Killing sMs





Naalayakon

Mein sMs Ka Khoon Kar Raha Hun Aur Tum Log

Sirf Scrol Kiye Jaa Rahe Ho !!!

Dusht , Paapi Rakshasi Daitya !!!
KARAY JAOOO... . . . .KARAY JAOOOOOOOO.... . . . karay jaoo. . . . karay jaoo. . . . baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo khud kabhi na karna.....lolz
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.

Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako

Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar

Ghar Der Se Aya Hy
A Public Service Message For U



"Biryani Khaiye

Qabal Is K

Aap Ki Biryani Khai Jaye ..."




Message Brought To You By

"STUDENT BIRYANI" ;->
I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.