College is for knowledge

College is for knowledge
College is for knowledge
knowledge is for life.
life is for wife and wife is a knife which cut ur life so never choose ur wife in college life,,;->
  

May, 19 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     1943 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->
Height of Bravery/Stupidity -

A robber standing on the railway track with a knife to loot a speeding train...
Qasam Ki Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurt Ho

Dunia Ki Nazr Se Khud Ko Bacha Lo

Kajal Ka Tika To Tumhary Liye Kam Hai Jana

Ek Kala TAWA ApnY Gale Me Latka Lo.
Ladka Bola: Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.


"LUCKNOW" Me 2
Bachey Aapas Me Larr
Rahe Thy ...

1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha:
Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap
Humari Baat Nhi Mane''n
Gy Tou Hum Aap k
Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan
Me Ghustakhana Kalmat
Pesh Kare''n Gy

2nd: Tou Hum Aap k
Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe
Aisa Tamaancha Baja
Laye''n Gy k Gaal Gulaab
Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne
Lagy Ga .. ;->

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.
Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me

Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?






All Girls Shoutd Loudly

Hamara Dil To "hAmY" K Pass Hai Madam!
-=- Height Of Progress -=-






























A Cannibal
Uses
Knife & Fork To Eat ... ;->
Pervaiz Elahi To Ch Shujaat, Paa Ji 5 Sal Pehle Tou Sirf Gujrat k Log Hum Pe Laanat Bhejtay Thay Or Aaj 16 Crore Awam Bhej Rahi Ha ..

He Replied: HAR QADAM TARAQI KI JANAB :)
Mjhe Pata Hai Tum Aaj Bhi Usay Pasand Kerte Ho

Wo Aaj Bhi Tumhain Chahti Hai

Jab Bhi Tum Us Ki Gali Main Jaate Ho

Tou Wo Bhonk Bhonk Kr Apna Pyar Jatati Hai
1Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rai Thi,
Jab Uski Dulhan Phero K Waqt Uske Pas

Akar Baiti To Wo Bola

Thoda Pas Ho K Baith,

1Sawari Aur Bait Skti He.