Agr moulvi films

Agr moulvi films bnana shuroo ker dein to naam hoon gaye,
sub zket day chukay sanam,
maseet mery veer di,
wahabi da khark,
Athra moulvi,
duhman halway da

May, 19 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 2726 views Funny

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Raks Kerti Hy

Raks Kerti Hy
Gardish-e-Dauran

Dar Khuley Hyn
Sharab Khano''n K

Chai Peeney Ko Ab
Kahan Jaye''n

Band Hotel Huey
Pathano''n k ... ;->

GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?

Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

kaha 2 thappad marti hai

SMS Packages band hony per

SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.

Socho Kon?

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1. Faraz

2. Pathan

3. Sardar

4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)

Why do we all marry?

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. . . ;->

Aj Kal Zardari Kon

Aj Kal Zardari Kon Se Naaray Se Darta Hai.

Zinda Hai ''B''b'' Zinda Hai.

143 means?

143 means?
Do u want to know
what it means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

on this special day

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.

adat se hay

Ap lovely ho -94%

Ap Cute ho -95%

Ap Sweet ho -96%

Ap Beautiful ho -97%

Ap Stylish ho -98%

Ap Attractive ho -99%

or

Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.

Kya karOn Adat se hay!

just love another one!

My Life Funda

How 2 forget
love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !

Then what..?
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JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE!

What is the Limit of telling aliE?

What is the Limit of
telling aliE?

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A HUBSHI taking a Bath &
Singing:"PAANI ME JALAY
MERA GORA BADAN..

Log Kehte Hain K

Log Kehte Hain Ki Achche Log Mar K Sitare Ban Jaate Hain,

Magar Hum Kehte Hain Ki Marne Ke Baad Bhi..

Aap Jaise Log

Ghost Ban Ke Hume Daraate Hai..

Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

even have a big car like Noman,but

i really love U!

Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!

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