Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->

May, 12 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2046 views Funny

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itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka

Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu

Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)

a day will come wen

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,

But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days

Till Ur Birthday ; April 1

In bio practical:

In bio practical:
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Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

Breaking News!

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Nipa Chowrangi Per 3 Taxi
Or 2 Bus Ko Na Maloom Afraad Ne Roka
Or Us Main Sawaar Hokar

Apne Apne Ghar Chale Gaye.:-D

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae

1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''da Gujjar

2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar

3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar

3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar

4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam

5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar

6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->

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Neechay 2 Line mazeed khali hy mere dost...

commerce ki larki

Ek Commerce ki Larki gaali kese de gi?

Salay Bounced Cheque.

Zameen pe Liability.

Pedaishi Bad Debit.

Insolvent Aadmi Itna maarongi k teri Balance Sheet bhi Telly nahi hogi.

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Jaane Kahan Me Kidhar Chupa...

Arey Pakar Liya..

Yeh ''BUSH'' Tune Kya Kiya... ???

Bangali Student Se

TechAr BAngALi StudEnt SE:
Is JuMLe Ki Urdu BAtAo
"My BrothEr CAn't Cook."

BAngALi:
"HAmArE BhAi K0 PokhAnA NAi AtA"... ;->

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Sardar Apni Girl friend Ko I Love You Kehta hai or gir jata ha
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Sardar: Oye I''m falling in Love :) Haha

A WISE MAN

A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
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journal Of Medicine
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Doctors Is An Idiot..."
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Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi

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